I'm getting old you know....
I had posted these joke before but they were lost with a glitch in the site. I though I would post again.What's the only 5 things women and bucks have in common???five. You only take them out once a year.Four. They both look good mounted against the wall.three. You friends appreciate a good rack.two. If its got a disease do not eat the meat!one. Most importantly the hornier the better.
I cant believe I posted that almost two years ago. Ramrod must have been going through the vintage collection earlier.
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joes first time ever hunting, so he was following Bobs lead.Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet!After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened.Joe said "There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed.Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.""So then what did make you scream," Bob asked, exasperated. "Well," Joe continued, "two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, "Should we take them home or eat em now?""