A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked. Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
I kindof did smile on that one; whiskey was “cool” for me but it was very bad for me. I have been alcohol free since May 22 2017, that morning I blew a 2.7 (that is correct, you read that right) I did not get a DUI, just a very kind officer gave me a few options, go to county and be processed or call for a ride and get my ass home. I just checked, I am on day 578. I feel 100% better. With the help from my parents and myself, “I did this on my own” And I did not get any worms.