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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #2520 on:
Aug 03, 2015, 05:17:41 PM »
Two neighbors are talking to each other.
First neighbor: Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me?
Second neighbor: Of course, I know that very well.
First neighbor: Really, well then, how?
Second neighbor: My dog came and told me.
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hunts2long
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Aug 03, 2015, 06:10:12 PM »
I thought you were going to say "your dog brings it over after he has read it"...h2l
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Aug 04, 2015, 03:34:43 AM »
Question: Why is 77 better than 69?
Answer: You get eight more.
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Aug 04, 2015, 05:27:28 PM »
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit
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Aug 05, 2015, 06:15:48 AM »
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds. The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin
and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love."
The old man replied, "I thought so ... would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window ...they're choking my ducks!"
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Reply #2527 on:
Aug 06, 2015, 03:13:08 AM »
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a
well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he
demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a United
States Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money!"
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Reply #2529 on:
Aug 07, 2015, 04:19:53 AM »
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there
is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom
Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door,
and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and
your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed,
Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells
Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Clinton," his boss
quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to
Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the
tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I
was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's
have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After
they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who
again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland,
and I've known the Pope a long time." Off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his
boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says,
"This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell
you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out
on the balcony with the Pope."
Bubba disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half
an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. By the time Bubba
returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by
paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What
happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the
Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, " Who's that on
the balcony with Bubba?"
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Aug 08, 2015, 05:33:28 AM »
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine
whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a
teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a
bed near the window?"
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Aug 08, 2015, 05:54:41 AM »
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Aug 08, 2015, 06:02:58 AM »
What goes black white black white.........?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!
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Aug 08, 2015, 07:50:07 AM »
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