She checked into a motel on her 70th birthday. She was a
bit lonely.
She thought: "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in
phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
So, she looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for
a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted
physical skills flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy
hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt
quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar off his well oiled
buns....
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give
Tender Tony a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" (Oh my, he sounded
sooo sexy!)
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed
right in:
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my
motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.
I'm in town and all alone. What I really want is sex. I want it hot,
and I want it now. Bring toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything
you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night -
tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream. Anything and
everything, I'm ready!! Now, how does that sound?"
He said, "Well now, that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you
need to press 9 for an outside line."