I knew things were improving. Twenty missed work for the Million Man March a few years ago...hunts2long
A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said:"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"The guy then responded with a loud voice. "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ARE YOU CRAZY?!"All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".