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Offline 3006 deerslayer

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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
« on: Mar 30, 2011, 06:05:52 PM »
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women


And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....


#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
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Offline bogmanjr

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
« Reply #1 on: Mar 30, 2011, 06:06:49 PM »
Very good. ;D ;D
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
« Reply #2 on: Mar 31, 2011, 10:13:44 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
« Reply #3 on: Mar 31, 2011, 12:40:56 PM »
im turning my back on you all........how dare you......compare women to guns.......ill pistol whip you all.......men........
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
« Reply #4 on: Mar 31, 2011, 04:34:02 PM »
That is hilarious. thanks for the laugh  ;D ;D
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
« Reply #5 on: Mar 31, 2011, 04:37:13 PM »
hahahahahahaha i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
« Reply #6 on: Mar 31, 2011, 04:46:52 PM »
Welcome Pete! Stick around, you'll like it here.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
« Reply #7 on: Mar 31, 2011, 04:57:57 PM »
Quote from: loonyone on Mar 31, 2011, 12:40:56 PM
im turning my back on you all........how dare you......compare women to guns.......ill pistol whip you all.......men........



    Pistol whip.... ::) ::) ;D ;D     Camo bikini...   Booty shorts..... ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8)
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
« Reply #8 on: Mar 31, 2011, 05:00:25 PM »
Look another reason....Never had my pistol whip me before... ;D
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
« Reply #9 on: Apr 01, 2011, 05:19:46 AM »
Quote from: Raquettedacker on Mar 31, 2011, 04:57:57 PM


    Pistol whip.... ::) ::) ;D ;D     Camo bikini...   Booty shorts..... ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8)

equalls trouble if you ask me lol
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
« Reply #10 on: Apr 01, 2011, 05:20:17 AM »
Quote from: upstatehunter on Mar 31, 2011, 05:00:25 PM
Look another reason....Never had my pistol whip me before... ;D

who asked you anyways///////// ::)
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
« Reply #11 on: Apr 01, 2011, 05:33:08 AM »
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE


Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.
Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.
Both constantly want back rubs.
Both look good in a fur coat.
Both look stupid in hats.
Both put too much value on kissing.
Both tend to have "hip" problems.
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Neither understand football.
You can never tell what either of them is thinking.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
« Reply #12 on: Apr 01, 2011, 07:38:06 AM »
Oh this can't be good!!!  Loony your up. ;D ;D
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
« Reply #13 on: Apr 01, 2011, 07:40:30 AM »
LOL, Careful RR....NY Coogars are known to attack with out provocation...
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
« Reply #14 on: Apr 01, 2011, 07:57:38 AM »
Quote from: upstatehunter on Apr 01, 2011, 07:40:30 AM
LOL, Careful RR....NY Coogars are known to attack with out provocation...

you forgot an extra o...... and the e.     cooogers!  :o    i never got it but hey she gets it so thats all that really matters 8)
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