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Topic: Comic Relief!! (Read 981621 times)
Green Mountian Hunter
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #945 on:
Aug 17, 2013, 08:37:50 AM »
hehe
Nice
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oneshott
6 Pointer
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Aug 17, 2013, 09:55:39 AM »
One night during the local deer hunting season a police officer
was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI
violations. At closing time, he saw a deer hunter tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, then try his keys in five different cars before he found his. He sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. All the other deer hunters left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, and administered a breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.00. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The deer hunter replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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Hunt America
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #947 on:
Aug 17, 2013, 10:10:18 AM »
Good 1, oneshott
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hesseltine32
12 Pointer
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Run and Gun
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #948 on:
Aug 17, 2013, 12:26:12 PM »
Haha good 1
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chuckrudy
10 Pointer
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Reply #949 on:
Aug 17, 2013, 12:46:11 PM »
Nice one
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oneshott
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Reply #950 on:
Aug 17, 2013, 01:13:33 PM »
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening after the honeymoon he was assembling some gear for a
hunting trip.
His wife was watching him. She finally speaks.
“Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's
time you quit hunting, shooting, and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your guns, your boat and the motorcycle.”
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there, you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife? I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't.“
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Green Mountian Hunter
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #951 on:
Aug 17, 2013, 01:45:50 PM »
haha
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oneshott
6 Pointer
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Reply #952 on:
Aug 18, 2013, 05:49:35 AM »
Floyd calls the local Sheriff's Dept. When someone gets on the phone, he says...
"Hello, I'd like to report my neighbor Bob. He's been drillin holes in his farwood and hidin marijana in em."
The next day, the Sheriff's Dept raids his neighbors farm and go out to the shed where he kept his firewood, They proceed to split each and every piece with axes, just to find nothing. So, with no evidence, they just leer at Bob and leave.
Later that day Bob gets a phone call...
"Hey Bob, it's Floyd, did the Sheriff's show up at yer place today?" Bob says "Yeah, they sure did. Said sumthin bout someun callin em sayin I gots marijana in my farwood. They split the whole lot."
Floyd laughs and says "HAPPY BIRTDAY BUDDY"
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chuckrudy
10 Pointer
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Reply #953 on:
Aug 18, 2013, 07:44:37 AM »
good one
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Green Mountian Hunter
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #954 on:
Aug 18, 2013, 11:02:35 AM »
Hahaha X-2
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CAPTJJ
Non-typical 13 Pointer
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Bowhunter
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #955 on:
Aug 18, 2013, 06:38:37 PM »
Saw this on another forum, wasn't sure where to post it, the fox looks shocked, too.
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tubeslinger
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Reply #956 on:
Aug 18, 2013, 06:52:45 PM »
LOL
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Raquettedacker
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Aug 18, 2013, 07:00:13 PM »
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Reply #958 on:
Aug 18, 2013, 07:20:48 PM »
LMAO!!!!
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hesseltine32
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Run and Gun
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Reply #959 on:
Aug 18, 2013, 07:48:26 PM »
I saw this on archery talk.
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