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joe snag
Non-typical 13 Pointer
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I will Stand and Salute the American Flag always
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1230 on:
Mar 18, 2014, 03:08:05 PM »
good one---
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loonyone
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Mar 18, 2014, 03:43:46 PM »
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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30-30
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Hunt America
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1232 on:
Mar 19, 2014, 04:34:30 AM »
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said,"Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."
"What about you Sherman, how would you say it."
Sherman said, "I am sorry, but i really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"Thats better, but its still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."
"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
Johnny said, " I would say: Darling, may i be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
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Green Mountian Hunter
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FREE DROBS !!!!
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1233 on:
Mar 19, 2014, 04:41:35 AM »
hehehe
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fishnmachine
8 Pointer
Posts: 651
Take 'em!
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Reply #1234 on:
Mar 19, 2014, 06:24:47 AM »
Little Johnny is the best!
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chuckrudy
10 Pointer
Posts: 1,259
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Reply #1235 on:
Mar 19, 2014, 07:20:49 AM »
Love it
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joe snag
Non-typical 13 Pointer
Posts: 3,311
I will Stand and Salute the American Flag always
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1236 on:
Mar 19, 2014, 03:57:41 PM »
that was GOOD............
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TallywackahME
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Posts: 954
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Reply #1237 on:
Mar 19, 2014, 06:42:51 PM »
Little Johnny was pawing through his dad's night stand and found a condom. He brought it to his father and asked him,
"what's this for?" His dad replied, "it's I case I find a mouse". Confused little Johnny looked at his father and said, " why, are you gonna phuck it?"
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30-30
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Mar 20, 2014, 03:20:09 AM »
INTERESTING OBSERVATIONS WITH AN AMAZING CONCLUSION
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
and...
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls
become.
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Green Mountian Hunter
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FREE DROBS !!!!
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Reply #1239 on:
Mar 20, 2014, 04:06:09 AM »
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joe snag
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Posts: 3,311
I will Stand and Salute the American Flag always
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Reply #1240 on:
Mar 20, 2014, 05:38:51 AM »
Hmm-Politicians are into shooting BB gun then .!!!!
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chuckrudy
10 Pointer
Posts: 1,259
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Mar 20, 2014, 08:03:55 AM »
good one
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mt.perchman
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Reply #1242 on:
Mar 20, 2014, 08:25:25 PM »
L O L its always a good laugh to read the above.
please keep them coming
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Mar 21, 2014, 03:50:26 AM »
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
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joe snag
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Mar 21, 2014, 05:44:16 AM »
good
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