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hesseltine32
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Posts: 2,081
Run and Gun
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #930 on:
Aug 13, 2013, 08:33:28 PM »
haha
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #931 on:
Aug 14, 2013, 01:35:18 PM »
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes, sir," replied the young guy, "but my friend back there, well, he don't have one."
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chuckrudy
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Aug 14, 2013, 02:38:06 PM »
ha ha good one.
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Green Mountian Hunter
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Aug 14, 2013, 06:52:06 PM »
Hehehe
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Aug 15, 2013, 02:57:34 PM »
The Difference Between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer Nuts are around a dollar seventy-nine, and deer nuts are just under a buck
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hunts2long
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Northville,NY
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Aug 15, 2013, 03:53:58 PM »
Deer nuts also cost a LOT more....hunts2long
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Green Mountian Hunter
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #936 on:
Aug 15, 2013, 06:38:02 PM »
Quote from: hunts2long on Aug 15, 2013, 03:53:58 PM
Deer nuts also cost a LOT more....hunts2long
And are real taste to
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stka
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Aug 15, 2013, 08:17:38 PM »
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Reply #938 on:
Aug 16, 2013, 04:19:48 AM »
Funny
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chuckrudy
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Aug 16, 2013, 06:13:43 AM »
ha ha good one.
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Raquettedacker
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Aug 16, 2013, 06:25:39 AM »
Nice Steve...
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30-30
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #941 on:
Aug 16, 2013, 03:41:01 PM »
Lil' Johnny Meets Barack!
Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one
of the classes. They
were in the middle of a discussion related to
words and their meanings. The
teacher asked the president if he would
like to lead the discussion on
the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious
president asked the class for an example
of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best
friend, who
lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him
and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No,' said Obama,
'that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a
school bus carrying 50
children drove over a cliff, killing everyone
inside, that would be a
tragedy."
"I'm afraid not,' explained
Obama.
'That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent.
No other children volunteered. Obama
searched the room. "Isn't there
someone here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?"
Finally, at
the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his
hand. In a quiet voice he
said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs.
Obama was struck by a 'friendly
fire' missile and blown to
smithereens, that would be a
tragedy."
"Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you
tell
me why that would be tragedy?"
"Well,' says Johnny, 'It has to
be a tragedy, because it sure
as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you
can bet your ass it
probably wasn't an accident
either."
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Hunt America
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Aug 17, 2013, 03:28:44 AM »
President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids.
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.
"Walter," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Walter?"
"I have four questions"
"First, Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?"
"Second, Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually
gotten worse?"
"Third, Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said
that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?"
"Fourth, Why are we lending money to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is
not allowed to drill for oil?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess.
Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right:
question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks
him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?”
"Actually, I have two questions.
First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
Second, What the hell happened to Walter ?
who was sitting next to me before recess”
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chuckrudy
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Aug 17, 2013, 06:16:00 AM »
ha ha Like it
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hesseltine32
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Run and Gun
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Reply #944 on:
Aug 17, 2013, 08:26:17 AM »
Haha good ones
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