HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say. men dont say nothing worth listening too
Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting. yes we can and it might add to the body but at least we dont look pregnant after a beer
Both constantly want back rubs. this is all men are good at
Both look good in a fur coat. i wear what i hunt minus the feathers
Both look stupid in hats. better to looks stupid than to be stupid as a man
Both put too much value on kissing. kissing is awesome problem being men dont know how to we need to teach
Both tend to have "hip" problems. we can out do all of you.....men have 3 legged problem
Neither believe that silence is golden. now why would we wanna be silent when you guys do enough of that for us
Neither can balance a checkbook. might not be able to balance a checkbook if it has money in it thats good enough
Neither understand football. FOOTBALL SUCKS for pansies.....oh thats right thats a man sport lol
You can never tell what either of them is thinking. we like to keep you on your toes andkeep you guessing otherwize we would be called a man predictable.
if i were in a better place right now i probably would have come up with better ones just wait and i will win...besides dogs are loyal so i guess that is a good comparison...........coogar in ny
