An old Italian Mafia 'Don' is dying and he calls his grandson into his bedroom.'Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.''But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?''Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple a bambinos.''Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then ....... pointa to your watch and say 'Times up?'