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Topic: Comic Relief!! (Read 983980 times)
30-30
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #585 on:
Mar 16, 2013, 07:17:35 AM »
That's it Roy, you got us all pegged. ha ha
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CAPTJJ
Non-typical 13 Pointer
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #586 on:
Mar 16, 2013, 11:00:43 AM »
We still need paper
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http://vimeo.com/61275290
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30-30
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #587 on:
Mar 16, 2013, 11:20:06 AM »
Good JJ, she put him in his place! hehehe
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30-30
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #588 on:
Mar 16, 2013, 11:30:55 AM »
Now that's a big ass balloon!!!”
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CAPTJJ
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Mar 16, 2013, 11:52:32 AM »
When I clicked on "NEW" the page went right to the last post and I could only see the top 1/3 of the picture till I scrolled down......
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drobertsinMaryland
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #590 on:
Mar 16, 2013, 12:11:04 PM »
Good ones.
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "my sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good", said the teacher.
Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog poop!" Then I would say, "It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."
Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment. Bless his heart
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CAPTJJ
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Mar 16, 2013, 02:59:22 PM »
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Green Mountian Hunter
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #592 on:
Mar 16, 2013, 03:28:48 PM »
That looks like it might be a fun ride Jeff ; With all that hot air
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joe snag
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Mar 17, 2013, 07:13:10 AM »
Jeff,,,can't stop laughin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,;,;,;;,;;;;,;,,
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bucksnort
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Mar 17, 2013, 08:15:32 AM »
great stuff guys!! too funny!
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oh yeah buzzy...he's a racker
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stka
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Mar 19, 2013, 08:07:38 AM »
Another one from my friend off FB.
Obama goes to a school to talk to the kids and to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions: First, why did you go to bed the night of the Benghazi raid and only talk to your cabinet one time when you KNEW Americans lives were on the line? Second, why are you President when we still have no clue where you were born? Third, what REALLY happened to all of the money you gave to green energy corporations that are now bankrupt? Fourth, if I don't do my homework I get punished ... why haven't you submitted a budget to Congress when the LAW says you were supposed to submit one by the first Monday in February?
Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Obama says, "OK, now ... where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question,Steve?"
Actually, I have 6 questions. First, why did you go to bed the night of the Benghazi raid and only talk to your cabinet one time when you KNEW Americans lives were on the line? Second, why are you President when we still have no clue where you were born? Third, what REALLY happened to all of the money you gave to green energy corporations that are now bankrupt? Fourth, if I don't do my homework I get punished ... why haven't you submitted a budget to Congress when the LAW says you were supposed to submit one by the first Monday in February? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the heck happened to Stanley?"
This story was posted by, Tom Riley, at:
www.facebook.com/tom.riley.39904
Thanks Tom!
~ Tom R.
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loonyone
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Mar 19, 2013, 08:09:36 AM »
Quote from: 30-30 on Mar 16, 2013, 11:30:55 AM
Now that's a big ass balloon!!!”
thats not a big ass balloon....thats the burning bush!
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30-30
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Mar 19, 2013, 12:43:19 PM »
thats not a big ass balloon....thats the burning bush!
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You're funny loony!
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Green Mountian Hunter
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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #598 on:
Mar 19, 2013, 04:01:19 PM »
hehehe
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loonyone
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Reply #599 on:
Mar 19, 2013, 05:13:08 PM »
im awesome like that 30 30 and greenie....lol just fell out of me....lmao
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