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hunts2long
12 Pointer
Posts: 1,835
Northville,NY
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1035 on:
Oct 21, 2013, 07:32:28 PM »
Great craigslist ad. Owned a few of those over the years. Wish they still were made like they were back then. Wonder if he would take $1700 and a six pack?....hunts2long
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NYSporty
6 Pointer
Posts: 256
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1036 on:
Oct 22, 2013, 05:59:24 AM »
That is great. I will be using some of that material in my next CL add for sure!
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Cornbread
6 Pointer
Posts: 175
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1037 on:
Oct 22, 2013, 08:18:25 AM »
There was a good one up here for an XTerra quite a while back but the Flathead Beacon preserved it in an article on their site:
http://www.flatheadbeacon.com/articles/article/ninja_hauler_2005_nissan_xterra/7424/
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30-30
30 Point Buck
Posts: 6,920
Hunt America
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1038 on:
Oct 29, 2013, 05:17:48 PM »
Better than a Flu
Shot!
Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was admired for her
sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room.
She invited him to have a
seat while she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,the young
minister noticed a cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water,
and in the water floated. of all
things,a condom!
When she returned
With tea and scones,they
began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful? I was walking
through the park a few
months ago and I found
this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
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30-30
30 Point Buck
Posts: 6,920
Hunt America
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1039 on:
Nov 07, 2013, 05:41:11 PM »
Send in the clowns
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Chucker
12 Pointer
Posts: 2,492
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1040 on:
Nov 11, 2013, 12:22:12 PM »
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chuckrudy
10 Pointer
Posts: 1,259
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1041 on:
Nov 11, 2013, 12:24:03 PM »
like it.
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fishnmachine
8 Pointer
Posts: 651
Take 'em!
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1042 on:
Nov 11, 2013, 06:15:38 PM »
Lol! Laugh, and show your age.......
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CAPTJJ
Non-typical 13 Pointer
Posts: 3,972
Bowhunter
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1043 on:
Nov 11, 2013, 07:55:17 PM »
Nice one Chucker, used to watch M*A*S*H all the time.
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CAPTJJ
Non-typical 13 Pointer
Posts: 3,972
Bowhunter
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1044 on:
Nov 11, 2013, 07:56:06 PM »
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hesseltine32
12 Pointer
Posts: 2,081
Run and Gun
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1045 on:
Nov 11, 2013, 08:04:20 PM »
Quote from: CAPTJJ on Nov 11, 2013, 07:56:06 PM
Nice one capt
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30-30
30 Point Buck
Posts: 6,920
Hunt America
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1046 on:
Dec 12, 2013, 03:37:54 AM »
A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The Italian man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men..
The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?
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Green Mountian Hunter
30 Point Buck
Posts: 9,269
FREE DROBS !!!!
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1047 on:
Dec 12, 2013, 04:15:06 AM »
Quote from: CAPTJJ on Nov 11, 2013, 07:56:06 PM
hehehe x2 nice Capt.
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tubeslinger
8 Pointer
Posts: 713
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1048 on:
Dec 12, 2013, 06:57:14 AM »
Nice Capt JJ. Did anyone see the pics of him at a funeral?
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hesseltine32
12 Pointer
Posts: 2,081
Run and Gun
Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #1049 on:
Dec 12, 2013, 12:08:22 PM »
Yeah I saw it. Miss O didn't look to happy. What's better is they said one of the people doing sign language translation wasn't really doing it just moving his hands and arms up there. Today they said he spoke out about it and he said he's a skitzo and was hallucinating angles during it. That's why he was off. You would think these people that would be screened better with the number of world leaders he was standing next too.
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