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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4395 on: Mar 05, 18, 03:31:32 AM »


A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."

The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she replied.

"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4396 on: Mar 05, 18, 05:25:26 AM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4397 on: Mar 06, 18, 03:21:56 AM »


A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary."

 When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen year old boy toy. Because you are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4398 on: Mar 06, 18, 06:33:11 AM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4399 on: Mar 07, 18, 04:14:19 AM »


Q:What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A:There actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4400 on: Mar 07, 18, 11:40:40 AM »
good one  ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4401 on: Mar 09, 18, 03:11:19 AM »


  I read that 4,153,237 people got married this year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4402 on: Mar 09, 18, 05:23:29 AM »
Well one of them didn't make it to the alter.....


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4403 on: Mar 10, 18, 05:43:34 AM »


I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4404 on: Mar 10, 18, 08:41:14 AM »

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
That is just a bad feeling.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4405 on: Mar 10, 18, 11:39:08 AM »
That is just a bad feeling.
X-2 on that one....


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4406 on: Mar 11, 18, 05:38:19 AM »


When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4407 on: Mar 11, 18, 06:37:20 AM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4408 on: Mar 13, 18, 04:15:37 AM »


Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4409 on: Mar 13, 18, 12:45:23 PM »
 hehehe ;D


 


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