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Offline The Jigger

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #165 on: Mar 07, 2018, 09:32:10 PM »
Why do banks charge a fee for "non-sufficient funds" when they know you don't have enough money?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #166 on: Mar 09, 2018, 03:10:51 AM »


            I have over draft protection, so the fee is them using their money to cover your failure to keep enough in your
            account. They will get the fee when you deposit more money!

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #167 on: Mar 09, 2018, 04:08:51 AM »


What do people in China call their good plates?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #168 on: Mar 09, 2018, 05:20:04 AM »

What do people in China call their good plates?
Hop Sing .....  ;)


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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #169 on: Mar 09, 2018, 11:30:48 AM »
Why do the French call them fried potatoes instead of French fries.

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #170 on: Mar 11, 2018, 05:51:41 AM »


Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #171 on: Mar 11, 2018, 04:22:05 PM »

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?

It's called Greenland because the Vikings wanted to keep Iceland, which is very nice and green in summer, to themselves and lure others to the coldness of Greenland. Next  ;D
If it's brown, it's down

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #172 on: Mar 11, 2018, 07:16:09 PM »
Why is it called a Hamburger when it's made of Beef?
« Last Edit: Mar 11, 2018, 07:18:48 PM by The Jigger »

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #173 on: Mar 13, 2018, 12:44:16 PM »
Why we always get so much SNOW.....


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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #174 on: Mar 13, 2018, 05:14:18 PM »
Lol. I don't know, but I'm tired of it!  >:(
It'll chew...

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #175 on: Mar 14, 2018, 03:54:39 AM »


Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #176 on: Mar 14, 2018, 06:41:40 AM »

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
He wants to keep his down warm.
« Last Edit: Mar 14, 2018, 06:08:18 PM by seags »

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #177 on: Mar 14, 2018, 08:59:46 AM »
He wants to keeps his down warm.
hahaha  :) :)   He can't let that happen.....


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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #178 on: Mar 14, 2018, 12:20:53 PM »
Why do banks leave both doors open but they chain the pens to the counter?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #179 on: Mar 15, 2018, 04:59:56 AM »


How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

 


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