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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #105 on: Jan 16, 18, 02:48:16 AM »


If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #106 on: Jan 16, 18, 05:04:01 PM »
Why is only one type of apple called delicious? The rest aren't.

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #107 on: Jan 17, 18, 04:25:30 PM »
Why is only one type of apple called delicious? The rest aren't.

There's red delicious and golden delicious  ;D
Still though, only two are delicious
If it's brown, it's down

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #108 on: Jan 17, 18, 07:35:35 PM »
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #109 on: Jan 18, 18, 02:56:48 AM »


If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #110 on: Jan 19, 18, 02:47:37 AM »


Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #111 on: Jan 20, 18, 04:35:56 AM »

Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #112 on: Jan 20, 18, 08:14:23 AM »
why do some people ask if you caught one when you go hunting

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #113 on: Jan 20, 18, 09:57:47 AM »
why do some people ask if you caught one when you go hunting

And then when you've gone fishing people have asked if I bagged anything.

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #114 on: Jan 21, 18, 03:10:55 AM »
why do some people ask if you caught one when you go hunting
             Because they're idiots! ;D

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #115 on: Jan 21, 18, 03:11:18 AM »


If bars aren't allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonald's still allowed to serve fat people?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #116 on: Jan 21, 18, 10:28:20 AM »
why do people yell from the shore    is the ice safe    when your ice fishing

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #117 on: Jan 21, 18, 05:31:58 PM »
why do people yell from the shore    is the ice safe    when your ice fishing

Those are the smart ones rather than just walking on not knowing what is under them for ice.

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #118 on: Jan 23, 18, 03:44:33 AM »


             What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #119 on: Jan 23, 18, 02:15:11 PM »
Come back to life :D


 


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