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Questions I've asked myself
« on: Nov 24, 2017, 04:16:39 AM »


           Here is a new topic we can have fun with, I'll start with these two:

           
           Can you cry under water?

           How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #1 on: Nov 25, 2017, 04:59:50 AM »


               Here are two more questions that have me puzzled.


                    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

                     Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #2 on: Nov 26, 2017, 04:27:25 AM »


              I'm sure some of you have some questions that need to be addressed!

           
                What disease did cured ham actually have? 

               How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #3 on: Nov 26, 2017, 04:31:51 PM »
If a man stands alone in the forest and doesn't speak a word, is he still wrong?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #4 on: Nov 27, 2017, 04:37:12 AM »



                         Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

                         If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #5 on: Nov 28, 2017, 04:26:14 AM »


          Come on guys, I can't be the only one with questions!


                  Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

                  Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #6 on: Nov 28, 2017, 07:51:07 AM »
why do clocks run clockwise?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #7 on: Nov 29, 2017, 07:56:23 AM »
why do clocks run clockwise?

             Because the earliest clocks were sand dials and were invented in the northern hemisphere where the sun went in
             a clockwise direction!

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #8 on: Nov 29, 2017, 07:57:14 AM »


       
                   Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway..

                   Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? 

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #9 on: Nov 29, 2017, 09:37:49 AM »
             Because the earliest clocks were sand dials and were invented in the northern hemisphere where the sun went in
             a clockwise direction!

Then why don't they run counter clockwise in the southern hemisphere?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #10 on: Nov 29, 2017, 10:06:07 AM »
Why do women say we should go to dinner and when you ask them where they say I don't know?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #11 on: Nov 30, 2017, 09:43:34 PM »
Why are they called tree stands when you sit in them most of the time?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #12 on: Dec 01, 2017, 04:43:45 AM »
Then why don't they run counter clockwise in the southern hemisphere?
            Sun dials were invented in the northern hemisphere so clocks were made from their direction!
            But toilets swirl in the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere!

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #13 on: Dec 01, 2017, 04:47:20 AM »


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #14 on: Dec 01, 2017, 09:57:59 AM »
How come us humans are the only animal that is depressed when we are in a rut. ;D ;D ;D

 


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