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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Today at 04:46:21 AM »


A man enters a barber shop for a shave.

While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jul 19, 2019, 04:59:52 AM »


When a woman in my office became engaged, a colleague offered her some advice. "The first seven years are the hardest," she said.
"How long have you been married?" I asked.
"Seven years," she replied.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jul 17, 2019, 05:46:15 AM »


A wife was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When she found a prominent gray hair in her bangs, she pointed to her forehead and asked her husband, "Oh no, have you seen this?"
"What?" he asked, "the wrinkles?"


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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jul 15, 2019, 04:39:43 AM »


3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to an orientation in Heaven.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'LOOK! HE'S MOVING!!'"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Jul 14, 2019, 07:03:33 AM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jul 12, 2019, 06:01:43 AM »


A man is skydiving, enjoying his free-fall, when he realizes that he has reached the altitude where he must open his parachute. So he pulls on the rip cord, but nothing happens.
“No problem,” he says to himself, “I still have my emergency chute.” So he pulls the rip cord on his emergency parachute, and once again, nothing happens.

Now the man begins to panic. “What am I going to do?” he thinks, “I'm a goner!”

Just then he sees a man flying up from the earth toward him. He can't figure out where this man is coming from, or what he's doing, but he thinks to himself, “Maybe he can help me. If he can't, then I'm done for.”

When the man gets close enough to him, the skydiver cups his hands and shouts down, “Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?”

The other man replies, “No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?”
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jul 11, 2019, 03:32:03 AM »


A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday

A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where in the world was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jul 10, 2019, 04:19:21 AM »


A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.

"How are you grandpa?" he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep okay?"

"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet, and that's it. I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to question the Nurse in charge. "What are you people doing?" he asks. "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the nurse. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."
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Deer Hunting / Re: My First Hunting Trip
« Last post by davers on Jul 09, 2019, 02:51:25 AM »
I have some  experience with rabbit hunting. I shot some of them.As I am newbie I use some additional tools like binoculars. I read review about one of them on review https://opticzoo.com/canon-12x36-is-iii-review/
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jul 08, 2019, 04:21:36 AM »


Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why's the groom wearing black?"

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