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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Today at 04:15:31 AM »


Lexophile" is a word used to describe those who have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
 

.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
 
.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
 
.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
 
.. The batteries were given out free of charge.
 
…I can’t canoe-can you?
 
.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
 
.. A will is a dead giveaway.
 
.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
 
.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
 
.. When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.
 
.. Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
 
. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
 
.. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
 
.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
 
.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
 
.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
 
.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
 
.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
 
 And the cream of the wretched crop:

.. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
 
 
 
 
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Hunting Maine / Re: Bowhunting From a canoe
« Last post by MGK on Today at 03:51:52 AM »
I have an actual bow case that I will keep mine in. However, if it's freshwater l wouldn't be as concerned as salt water. I've done a couple bow hunts on islands off the coast and that's when I've used the hard case. As for just paddling a canoe through a bog, I'd just make sure it's padded and not getting banged around.
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Hunting Maine / Re: Zone 3 Moose Permit
« Last post by MGK on Today at 03:46:56 AM »
Good luck both of you. vtpike, my experience with moose the last few years up north is they seem to be getting more and more scarce from the road but if you get in the woods you will still see plenty.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Welcome Nie91
« Last post by Deadeyez on Jul 17, 18, 07:00:36 AM »
Welcome to the site. Plenty of good info and laughs on here. Activity will pick up on here as we get a bit closer to fall. Don’t forget to sign up for the whitetail challenge. Sign ups usually start in late August or early September I believe
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Hunting Maine / Re: Zone 3 Moose Permit
« Last post by Alex Delarge on Jul 16, 18, 07:49:02 PM »
A little late to respond, haven't been on in a while but congrats Matt & wifey of vtpike. Good luck with the swamp donkey.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Welcome Nie91
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Jul 15, 18, 06:29:35 AM »
Western N.Y about 2 hours from finger lakes. I am interested in big game, waterfowl and small game hadn’t caught my interest. Looking for a good social networking with other hunters !
You will like it here kinda boring right now give it another month things will start picking up....
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Jul 15, 18, 06:25:11 AM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Welcome Nie91
« Last post by 30-30 on Jul 15, 18, 05:39:00 AM »
Western N.Y about 2 hours from finger lakes. I am interested in big game, waterfowl and small game hadn’t caught my interest. Looking for a good social networking with other hunters !
                 I think you find that MHF is the place to be.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jul 15, 18, 05:37:35 AM »

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm.Johnny asked his mom, “Where’d he come from?”“He came from heaven, Johnny.”“Wow! I can see why they threw him out!”


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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Whats everyone been up to this summer
« Last post by Nie91 on Jul 14, 18, 08:34:51 PM »
Dang you should put it on youtube
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