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Hunting New Hampshire / Re: Tagged a 2nd
« Last post by aquaassassin on Today at 05:02:45 AM »
Nice shooting Jason! Congrats!
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Today at 05:01:21 AM »


A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.

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Hunting New Hampshire / Re: Tagged a 2nd
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on May 19, 2019, 09:12:51 AM »
Congrats on a job well done  :) It get's this way every year will pick up in Sept.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on May 19, 2019, 09:04:40 AM »
 ;D
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Hunting New York / Re: a mount of a turkey foot
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on May 19, 2019, 08:59:09 AM »
Very nice job looks real   ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: ralph
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on May 19, 2019, 08:55:38 AM »
Welcome to the site from the green mountains of Vt.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on May 19, 2019, 04:36:52 AM »


Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex.

Elmer says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!"

Leon replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"

To which Elmer said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"

So the second old man rushed to the store.

The clerk asks the old man, "May I help you?'

"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Leon.

"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.

Leon replies, "Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?"


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Hunting New Hampshire / Tagged a 2nd
« Last post by Huntnfish603 on May 18, 2019, 08:45:44 PM »
Finally had a chance to get out for my last bird. Beautiful morning. Couldnt have asked for a better hunt.
Brought him in on a string at first light.
Decent 21 pounder.

On another note, wow.....this site is absolutely dead



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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on May 18, 2019, 04:04:03 AM »


A bald man had a real hang-up about his lack of hair. He had tried all types of treatment, but without success. Then one day he passed a barber’s shop with a sign in the window that read: “Bald Men. Your Problems Solved Instantly. You Too Can Have a Head of Hair Like Mine For Five Hundred Dollars.”

And beneath the sign was a photo of the barber with his flowing mane of hair. So the bald man went into the shop and asked the bartender, “Can you guarantee that for $500 my hair will instantly look like yours?”

“Certainly,” said the barber. “It will take no more than a few seconds for us to look exactly alike.”

“Okay then,” said the bald man, handing over the money. “Let’s go for it.”

The barber took the money and shaved his own hair off.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on May 17, 2019, 04:20:02 AM »


Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

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