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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Today at 04:21:33 AM »


A circus owner ran an ad for a lion tamer, and two young people showed up. One was a good-looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the other was a gorgeous blonde about the same age.
The circus owner told them, "I'm not going to sugarcoat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment: chair, whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl said, "I'll go first." She walked past the chair, the whip, and the gun and stepped right into the lion's cage. The lion started to snarl and pant and began to charge her. About half way there, she threw open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stopped dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawled up to her, and started licking her ankles. He continued to lick her calves, kissed them, and then rested his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth was on the floor. He said, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turned to the young man and asked, "Can you top that?"
The young man replied, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Last post by 30-30 on May 27, 18, 02:23:43 PM »


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on May 27, 18, 06:17:31 AM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on May 27, 18, 04:57:35 AM »


Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says "Hillary, I know you're 'somebody' down on Earth, but up here, you're just another person. And, I'm swamped right now, so have a seat and I'll get back with you as soon as I can."
So Hillary sits down and begins looking at her surroundings. She notices a huge wall that extends as far as the eye can see. And on that wall there are millions and millions of clocks. She can't help notice that on occasion some of the clocks jump ahead fifteen minutes.

When St. Peter returns she asks "What's the deal with the clocks?"

St. Peter replies "There is a clock on the wall for every married man on Earth."

Hillary asks, "Well what does it mean when the clock jumps ahead 15 minutes?"

St. Peter replies, "That means that the man that belongs to that clock has just committed adultery."

Hillary asks, "Well, is my husband's clock on the wall?"

St. Peter replies, "Of course not. God has it in his office and is using it for an electric fan."

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on May 26, 18, 06:54:01 AM »

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.
 
After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.



As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.
 
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which Murphy could not understand), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.



 He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.
 
After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.



They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
 
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business !!











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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Hearing aid for hunters
« Last post by hunts2long on May 26, 18, 06:22:30 AM »
What can anyone suggest for the 70 year old hunter who sits to hunt but has tinnitus and some hearing difficulty as to a way to hear small sounds better?  Sure is hard when your senses dull and you aren't the man you used to be.

Welcome Ken. First off go see a local Audiologist. There are many hearing aids out there that can help. I have worn hearing aids for close to 25 years and the ones today can help with just about any issue you may have. GOOD ones are not cheap but with today's tech they can be programmed to suit your life style....Good Luck...h2l
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General Hunting Discussion / Welcome ken 68
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on May 26, 18, 05:47:52 AM »
Welcome to the site from the northeast kingdom of Vt. Where about's are you from ......
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on May 26, 18, 05:45:17 AM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on May 26, 18, 04:19:44 AM »


A very thirsty man goes into a bar.

As he waits to get the bartender's attention, a regular sitting next to him calls out, "I'll have another waterloo."

The bartender gives the regular a tall ice cold drink and asks the newcomer what he would like. The thirsty man points to the man next to him and says, "I guess I'll have what he's having, a waterloo."

So the bartender brings the newcomer a tall ice cold drink. The man takes a long deep drink and calls out, "HEY! This isn't any good. It tastes just like water!"

The regular bar patron sitting next to him says, "It is water. That's all I drink," He turns to the bartender and says, "Right Lou?"


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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Last post by The Jigger on May 25, 18, 07:33:55 PM »
Why doesn't jalapeno start with an h?
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