Comic Relief!!

[Green Mountian Hunter]

 

[myemmy]

Ain,t. That right !!

[fishnmachine]

Oh Yeah!! 

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New Windows
 


The blonde had the windows in her house replaced with new
 double insulated energy efficient windows.

 Twelve months later she gets a call from the contractor,
 complaining that the work has been done for a year and
 she has yet to make the first payment.

The blonde replies, "don't try to pull a fast one on me. The
 salesman who sold me those told me that in one year
 they would pay for themselves.

[Green Mountian Hunter]

That is a Blonde 

[chuckrudy]

Good one.

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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday
 afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane
 developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot the plane
 started to go down. Finally the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the
 passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately there
 were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I
 save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm the smartest man in the world,
 I deserve to live!" He grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a
 long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of
 you. Take the last parachute and live in peace".

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said
 "Not to worry, Father. The smartest man in the world just jumped
 out with my back pack."

[Green Mountian Hunter]

 

[joe snag]

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday
 afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane
 developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot the plane
 started to go down. Finally the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the
 passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately there
 were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I
 save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm the smartest man in the world,
 I deserve to live!" He grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a
 long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of
 you. Take the last parachute and live in peace".

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said
 "Not to worry, Father. The smartest man in the world just jumped
 out with my back pack."

That was my ex brother in law Jerry......

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A blonde was very upset at all the dumb blonde jokes she was repeatedly
 hearing. She decided that she would learn all the state capitals in an
 effort to defend blondes everywhere. She went home and spent the entire
 evening learning them all.

The next day, someone at her office told a dumb blonde joke and she
 immediately retorted, "Hey ... I bet I know something that ALL of
 you don't know. I know ALL of the state capitals which proves
 that not all blondes are dumb."

 The people in her office were somewhat dubious. One of her
 co-workers finally asked, "OK ... what's the capital of Wyoming?"
 
 To which she smugly replied, "W."

[chuckrudy]

good one.

[Green Mountian Hunter]

 

[30-30]

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for small, $6500 for medium, and $14,000 for large. The man was sure he wanted a large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking quite dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen

[Green Mountian Hunter]

 

[chuckrudy]

Good one.