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« Last post by CAPTJJ on Apr 22, 2024, 06:07:31 PM »
Nice, that's a thick beard on that one.
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Bosses grandson got one this weekend. His last year in youth season.. 
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« Last post by CAPTJJ on Apr 22, 2024, 07:22:02 AM »
Finally saw some turkeys yesterday, 2 lone hens up north near my friend's place: one in a front yard and the other on the side of gravel road but there is just a small strip of land there between the Northway and a river. Then I saw 2 toms feeding in a small field in the evening closer to home, didn't seem at all interested in feeding, cold and snow flurries. Also saw a grouse.
Season opens in 9 days.
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« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 22, 2024, 03:38:06 AM »
Husband: “Call 911 quick, I think I’m having a heart attack!“
The wife picked up his cell phone to call. She said, “Give me your password!”
Husband: "Never mind, I’m feeling much better now."
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« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 21, 2024, 05:43:13 AM »
A doctor remarked on his patients, ruddy, very red complexion.
"I know," said the patient, "it's from high blood pressure and it's from my family."
"Your mothers side or fathers side?" questioned the doctor.
"Neither, my wife's side."
"What do you mean?" the doctor said, "That cannot be. How can you get it from your wife's family?"
"Oh yeah, definitely," the patient responded, "you should meet them sometime!"
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« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 20, 2024, 06:25:30 AM »
An important and very well publicized murder trial was soon to begin. In preparation for the trial, the tiresome jury selection process took place, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors.
One prospective juror, Dan O'Keefe, was called for his question session.
He was asked, "Property holder?"
Dan replied, "Yes, I am, Your Honor."
Then he was asked, "Married or single?"
Dan responded, "Married for twenty years, Your Honor."
Then the judge asked, "Formed or expressed an opinion?"
Dan stated with certainty, "Not in twenty years, Your Hono
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« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 19, 2024, 05:37:54 AM »
Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday.
"Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.
"It's your account, Darling," mother said as they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the application."
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for 'Name of your former bank.' After a slight hesitation, she put down, 'Piggy.'
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« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 18, 2024, 03:53:54 AM »
A minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made.
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way:
“The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... and I couldn't shut up.”
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« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 16, 2024, 03:47:54 AM »
One Friday night, a 17-year-old boy went into a bar and sat down at a table in the corner of the pool room. When the waitress walked over to his table, the teenager said: "Gimme a beer."
The waitress eyed him for a moment and said: "Look, sonny. Do you want to get me in trouble?"
The boy glanced back at her and replied: "Maybe later. Right now all I want is a beer."
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« Last post by CAPTJJ on Apr 15, 2024, 06:18:05 PM »
I haven't seen any but haven't been out much. I did have 2 guys tell me today that neither has seen any turkeys this spring in places they normally would.
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