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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4410 on: Mar 14, 2018, 03:27:52 AM »


You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4411 on: Mar 14, 2018, 08:55:27 AM »
Oh so true  ;)


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4412 on: Mar 15, 2018, 04:26:27 AM »



I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4413 on: Mar 15, 2018, 07:16:00 AM »
 ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4414 on: Mar 16, 2018, 05:27:54 AM »


My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4415 on: Mar 17, 2018, 05:59:52 AM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4416 on: Mar 17, 2018, 05:14:34 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
"Dying is the easy part. Learning how to live is the hard part..."

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4417 on: Mar 18, 2018, 03:48:46 AM »



Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Someone told him to get a long little doggy.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4418 on: Mar 18, 2018, 10:48:53 AM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4419 on: Mar 19, 2018, 04:20:35 AM »


Denny’s has a slogan, "If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us." If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4420 on: Mar 19, 2018, 06:33:35 AM »
So true with a hamburger in your hand


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4421 on: Mar 20, 2018, 03:27:36 AM »


The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4422 on: Mar 20, 2018, 07:30:23 AM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4423 on: Mar 22, 2018, 04:51:29 AM »


My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old
I was, and I told him, 72. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #4424 on: Mar 23, 2018, 03:34:02 AM »


 My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandpa, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?''
"You're both old," he replied.

 


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