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Topic: Comic Relief!! (Read 979973 times)
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Dec 06, 2015, 05:31:56 AM »
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Dec 07, 2015, 04:14:43 AM »
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.
The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed."
The second kid replies, "Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lady next door."
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Dec 07, 2015, 08:06:07 AM »
nice one
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Dec 07, 2015, 05:35:25 PM »
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Dec 08, 2015, 05:08:20 AM »
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new
son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you
into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we
care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business.
All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn
the operations."
The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't
stand the noise."
"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work
in the office and take charge of some of the operations."
"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand
being stuck behind a desk all day."
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you
half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't
like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going
to do with you?"
"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."
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Green Mountian Hunter
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Dec 08, 2015, 05:20:48 PM »
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Dec 09, 2015, 04:20:37 AM »
A typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules.
"Just so there are no misunderstandings, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night. . . whether you're here or not."
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Dec 09, 2015, 04:27:00 AM »
Nice
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Dec 10, 2015, 03:15:46 AM »
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three
Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first biker approached
the old man, threw his cigarette into the old man's pie,
and then took a seat at the counter.
Then, a second biker walked over to the old man, spit into
his glass of milk, and then took a seat at the counter.
Finally, a third biker verbally attacked the old man,
knocked his plate of food into his lap, and then took a
seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the
diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers commented to
the waitress, "Not much of a man, is he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either.
He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."
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Dec 10, 2015, 09:19:05 AM »
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Dec 11, 2015, 05:25:52 AM »
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. He gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime, he realizes he was being nasty and decides to make amends and give her a call.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
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Dec 11, 2015, 08:57:34 AM »
good one.
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Dec 12, 2015, 04:18:35 AM »
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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