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Hunting Wyoming / Re: 2024
« Last post by fish/hunt4ever on Today at 02:10:10 PM »
Looks like the game and fish commission passed the dates and all the changes for the seasons this year.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Today at 04:42:41 AM »


A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for the holidays. As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake some cupcakes.

After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Timmy to put the icing on. When the boy had finished, he brought them to the table.

"The cupcakes look delicious, Tim." his uncle said. He took a bite and said, "Timmy these are so good."

As he finished cupcake and took another, he again complimented his little nephew. "The cupcakes look beautiful, Tim," his uncle said. "How did you get the icing so neat?"

His nephew replied, "It was easy. I just licked them."

The uncle turned pale. He pointed to the plate of cupcakes. "You licked all of these?"

Timmie replied, "Well no. After a while my tongue got tired, and I got the dog to help."



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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 29, 2024, 04:43:53 AM »


An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Apr 28, 2024, 12:25:04 PM »
 :D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 28, 2024, 05:10:39 AM »


A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his new hire some instructions on running the place. He tells the timid man, "If you ever hear that Big John is coming to town, drop everything and run for the hills!! He's the meanest, biggest, nastiest outlaw who ever lived!!"

A few weeks pass uneventfully. But one afternoon, a local cowhand comes running through town yelling, "Big John is coming to town!! Run for your lives!!!" When the bartender exits the saloon to start running, he's knocked to the ground by several townspeople scurrying out of town. As he's picking himself up, he sees a large man approaching the saloon, probably about 7 feet tall, muscular, grunting and growling as he walks. He stomps up to the door, orders the poor barkeep inside, and demands, "I want a beer NOW!!" He pounds his heavy fist on the bar, splitting it in half. The bartender nervously hands the big man a beer, hands shaking. He takes the beer, rips the top of the bottle off with his teeth, and downs the beer in one gulp. As the poor timid bartender cowers behind the bar, the big man gets up to leave. "Do you want another beer?" the bartender calls out. "Dang it, I don't have time!!" the big man yells. "I gotta get out of town!!! Didn't ya hear Big John is a-comin??"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Apr 26, 2024, 05:41:47 AM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 26, 2024, 05:15:28 AM »


I stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try.

I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer, which was dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order.

"Just a minute!" I said. "Those aren't fat-free."

"Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes . . . the fat is free!"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Apr 25, 2024, 05:28:13 AM »


On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $25 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $100. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass"
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Hunting New York / Re: Turkeys
« Last post by CAPTJJ on Apr 24, 2024, 04:04:03 PM »
My boat is in a lot down by the county airport, right near farm country and a lot more turkeys down there. Pulling out yesterday there were 2 jakes strutting behind a hen inside the airport fence, safe from predators in there. I pulled over and made a couple lousy yelps without a call and they were gobbling back.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Apr 24, 2024, 06:31:12 AM »
 :D
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