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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #930 on: Aug 13, 2013, 08:33:28 PM »
haha  ;D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #931 on: Aug 14, 2013, 01:35:18 PM »


                    A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes, sir," replied the young guy, "but my friend back there, well, he don't have one."

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #932 on: Aug 14, 2013, 02:38:06 PM »
ha ha good one. :)
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #933 on: Aug 14, 2013, 06:52:06 PM »


   Hehehe   ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #934 on: Aug 15, 2013, 02:57:34 PM »

          The Difference Between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
 Beer Nuts are around a dollar seventy-nine, and deer nuts are just under a buck

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #935 on: Aug 15, 2013, 03:53:58 PM »
Deer nuts also cost a LOT more....hunts2long
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #936 on: Aug 15, 2013, 06:38:02 PM »
Deer nuts also cost a LOT more....hunts2long
  And are real taste to  :P :P


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #937 on: Aug 15, 2013, 08:17:38 PM »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #938 on: Aug 16, 2013, 04:19:48 AM »
Funny  8)

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #939 on: Aug 16, 2013, 06:13:43 AM »
ha ha good one.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #940 on: Aug 16, 2013, 06:25:39 AM »
Nice Steve...
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #941 on: Aug 16, 2013, 03:41:01 PM »

                           

Lil' Johnny Meets Barack!


  Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one

of the classes. They

  were in the middle of a discussion related to

words and their meanings. The

  teacher asked the president if he would

like to lead the discussion on                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
      the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious

president asked the class for an example

  of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best

  friend, who

lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs

  over him

and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No,' said Obama,

  'that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a

  school bus carrying 50

children drove over a cliff, killing everyone

  inside, that would be a

tragedy."

"I'm afraid not,' explained

  Obama.

'That's what we would call great loss."

The room went silent.

  No other children volunteered. Obama

searched the room. "Isn't there

  someone here who can give me an

example of a tragedy?"

Finally, at

  the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his

hand. In a quiet voice he

  said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs.

Obama was struck by a 'friendly

  fire' missile and blown to

smithereens, that would be a

  tragedy."

"Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you

  tell

me why that would be tragedy?"
"Well,' says Johnny, 'It has to

  be a tragedy, because it sure

as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you

  can bet your ass it

probably wasn't an accident

  either."






 

 

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #942 on: Aug 17, 2013, 03:28:44 AM »

               President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids.

After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.

"Walter," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Walter?"

"I have four questions"

"First, Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?"

"Second, Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually
gotten worse?"

"Third, Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said
  that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?"

"Fourth, Why are we lending money to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is
not allowed to drill for oil?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess.

Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right:
question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks
him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?”

"Actually, I have two questions.

First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?

Second, What the hell happened to Walter ?
who was sitting next to me before recess”

 

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #943 on: Aug 17, 2013, 06:16:00 AM »
ha ha Like it :)
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #944 on: Aug 17, 2013, 08:26:17 AM »
Haha good ones

 


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