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Offline chuckrudy

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #915 on: Aug 11, 2013, 06:09:54 PM »
good one.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #916 on: Aug 11, 2013, 10:10:48 PM »
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.

His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"

"You'll see", he replies.

They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.

"Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."

His daughter screams ... "Don't eat it, Jimmy! ... It's a fucking asshole ..."

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #917 on: Aug 12, 2013, 05:24:45 AM »
Haha  good one.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #918 on: Aug 12, 2013, 06:39:17 PM »
hahaha  X-2  ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #919 on: Aug 12, 2013, 07:12:29 PM »
Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #920 on: Aug 13, 2013, 07:18:10 AM »
I like it. :)
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #921 on: Aug 13, 2013, 12:37:14 PM »

                                                         The Bears
Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it.

 There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was my cousin, and you have got two choices. Either I maul you to death, or we have sex."

 After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge for his humiliation.

 He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.

 There was another tap on his shoulder. This time, a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you have got two choices. Either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex."

 Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate. Although he survived, it did take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods and he managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.

 He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

 The polar bear said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
         

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #922 on: Aug 13, 2013, 01:26:50 PM »
whacked out that is....whacked out....makes me NOT want to bear hunt

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #923 on: Aug 13, 2013, 01:32:01 PM »
lol

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #924 on: Aug 13, 2013, 03:17:19 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #925 on: Aug 13, 2013, 04:56:26 PM »
whacked out that is....whacked out....makes me NOT want to bear hunt
              loony, there are only black bears in N.Y. ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #926 on: Aug 13, 2013, 06:54:49 PM »

                 
So, a 95 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After the ceremony, the couple arrives at the hotel and checks into the Honeymoon suite. All the other guests are laughing at the old man and betting on how long he will last that night. Nobody thought he'd last the whole night through.

The next morning she was seen clutching every hand rail in sight and then scratching and clawing her way down stairs. The clerk, who was quite astonished, asked her what was wrong. She replied rather breathlessly; "That old man told me that he'd been saving up for 75 years. I thought he meant his money!!"
 

 
 
 

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #927 on: Aug 13, 2013, 07:02:32 PM »


                   Hahaha        ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #928 on: Aug 13, 2013, 07:31:20 PM »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #929 on: Aug 13, 2013, 07:54:49 PM »

                    ;D ;D ;D ;D

 


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