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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #885 on: Aug 05, 2013, 07:31:40 PM »

              Strange! ::)

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #886 on: Aug 05, 2013, 08:41:52 PM »
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.

Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Ronald Reagan's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Reagan told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Obama's clock?" asked the man.

"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Enjoy the breeze!!!

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #887 on: Aug 05, 2013, 08:44:21 PM »
Haha ain't that the truth

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #888 on: Aug 06, 2013, 03:35:35 AM »
hahaha X-2  ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #889 on: Aug 06, 2013, 06:38:20 AM »
lol....so true....lol

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #890 on: Aug 06, 2013, 07:49:49 AM »
I like it ha ha.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #891 on: Aug 06, 2013, 02:55:05 PM »
Its always archery season. >>>---------->
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #892 on: Aug 06, 2013, 09:17:58 PM »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #893 on: Aug 07, 2013, 05:19:15 AM »

             I like that 1, Steve. ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #894 on: Aug 07, 2013, 06:04:38 AM »
Nice find Steve  haha

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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #896 on: Aug 09, 2013, 09:31:18 AM »

          Someone sent this to me, I thought I'd share!

                  http://therionorteline.com/2013/06/06/ill-never-stand-in-line-again-gen-stanley-mcchrystal-u-s-army/

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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #898 on: Aug 09, 2013, 04:30:56 PM »

  I do love the shirt Steve  ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #899 on: Aug 09, 2013, 05:06:59 PM »
I've been online searching jofbs for a while now, but I realized there aint no f in jobs  ;D.


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