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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jan 02, 2024, 04:45:18 AM »


Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jan 01, 2024, 04:28:01 AM »


After dating a young lady for some time a young man decides it is time to marry her.
He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the day comes.
On the day of the wedding the young man has yet to pay the pastor for performing the ceremony. However the pastor has a plan.
The service proceeds as planned the vows are exchanged etc. Now it is time for the groom to kiss his bride. The pastor sees this as the perfect opportunity to ask to be paid. He pulls the young man aside and asks him. Can you please pay me?
Not wanting to create a seen the young man asked. How much do I owe you?
The pastor thinks quickly and replies, pay me according to your wife's beauty.
The young man discretely pulled out five dollars and gave it to the pastor.
Although annoyed by this, the pastor continues the ceremony and says; you may now kiss the bride. At this point the veil is lifted from the brides face to allow the groom to kiss her. As the groom is about to kiss his new bride the pastor interrupts and promptly hand the groom four dollars and fifty cents.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Dec 31, 2023, 04:56:36 AM »


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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Dec 30, 2023, 04:54:52 AM »


A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her simply to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."


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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Dec 29, 2023, 03:57:09 AM »


Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly.
"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear.
When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear.
The others raise their eyebrows.
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Dec 28, 2023, 04:51:53 AM »


One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighbourhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the postman comments.
Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighbourhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. We got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'Who Am I.'"
The postman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."
"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times."

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Hunting New York / Re: Holiday hunt
« Last post by reeleyz on Dec 27, 2023, 03:14:34 PM »
I am hoping to take my mom and the kids Saturday.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Dec 27, 2023, 03:45:43 AM »


While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer.The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable purchasing it.The first nun replied that she would handle it without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier was surprised, so the nun said, “This is for washing our hair.”Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.“The curlers are on me.”-
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Hunting New York / Holiday hunt
« Last post by myemmy on Dec 26, 2023, 03:38:44 PM »
Anyone going out for the holiday hunt ???   May be a little rain but hey that’s hunting!
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Hunting Wyoming / Re: 2023
« Last post by reeleyz on Dec 26, 2023, 01:16:15 PM »
I would love to get back out West this year but my oldest boy turns 12 in July. So we’ll be concentrating on whitetails. I am hoping to take him for the mid September doe hunt here in NY for his first deer hunt.
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