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Title: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Nov 24, 2017, 04:16:39 AM


           Here is a new topic we can have fun with, I'll start with these two:

           
           Can you cry under water?

           How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Nov 25, 2017, 04:59:50 AM


               Here are two more questions that have me puzzled.


                    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

                     Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Nov 26, 2017, 04:27:25 AM


              I'm sure some of you have some questions that need to be addressed!

           
                What disease did cured ham actually have? 

               How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: fishnmachine on Nov 26, 2017, 04:31:51 PM
If a man stands alone in the forest and doesn't speak a word, is he still wrong?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Nov 27, 2017, 04:37:12 AM



                         Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

                         If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Nov 28, 2017, 04:26:14 AM


          Come on guys, I can't be the only one with questions!


                  Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

                  Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: ActiveTrapChecker on Nov 28, 2017, 07:51:07 AM
why do clocks run clockwise?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Nov 29, 2017, 07:56:23 AM
why do clocks run clockwise?

             Because the earliest clocks were sand dials and were invented in the northern hemisphere where the sun went in
             a clockwise direction!
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Nov 29, 2017, 07:57:14 AM


       
                   Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway..

                   Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? 
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: ActiveTrapChecker on Nov 29, 2017, 09:37:49 AM
             Because the earliest clocks were sand dials and were invented in the northern hemisphere where the sun went in
             a clockwise direction!

Then why don't they run counter clockwise in the southern hemisphere?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: buckblaster on Nov 29, 2017, 10:06:07 AM
Why do women say we should go to dinner and when you ask them where they say I don't know?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Nov 30, 2017, 09:43:34 PM
Why are they called tree stands when you sit in them most of the time?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 01, 2017, 04:43:45 AM
Then why don't they run counter clockwise in the southern hemisphere?
            Sun dials were invented in the northern hemisphere so clocks were made from their direction!
            But toilets swirl in the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere!
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 01, 2017, 04:47:20 AM


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Dec 01, 2017, 09:57:59 AM
How come us humans are the only animal that is depressed when we are in a rut. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: buckblaster on Dec 01, 2017, 11:57:51 AM
Why do mini vans grow antlers at the end of November
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: nyduckman on Dec 02, 2017, 02:33:16 AM


                         Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

                       
I have no clue on that one... but after reading this and having a 4 month old daughter at home I'm never going to use this again.... LOL
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 02, 2017, 04:50:20 AM



If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: tcfish on Dec 02, 2017, 07:19:57 AM
     

           why does beer get warm and coffee gets cold ??
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: buckblaster on Dec 02, 2017, 10:10:13 AM
Good one tc
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 03, 2017, 04:03:40 AM


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Dec 03, 2017, 07:28:35 PM
Why do they call them stick ladders when they are made of metal?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 04, 2017, 03:41:58 AM



Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!



Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 05, 2017, 03:18:25 AM


If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Dec 05, 2017, 09:10:58 PM
Why do mini vans grow antlers at the end of November

The strange thing is that the bucks and the mini vans both lose their antlers the end of December to the beginning of January.
If a mini van with antlers hits a tree is it still called an accident or a rub.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 06, 2017, 04:05:14 AM


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 07, 2017, 03:40:23 AM


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?  ::)
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 08, 2017, 03:58:22 AM


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 09, 2017, 06:12:47 AM


Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Dec 09, 2017, 07:05:25 PM
Why do they call it still hunting yet your always moving?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 10, 2017, 07:26:31 AM


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 11, 2017, 03:11:06 AM


Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 12, 2017, 03:35:28 AM



                Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? ???
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 13, 2017, 03:24:58 AM



         Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 14, 2017, 05:58:38 AM



                     Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 15, 2017, 03:46:03 AM


Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Dec 16, 2017, 06:17:04 PM


If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 17, 2017, 05:07:06 AM


If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: seags on Dec 17, 2017, 05:36:12 AM

If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?

Because Taylor landed on there planet.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Dec 17, 2017, 02:12:39 PM
Why do deer know  to cross at the Yellow signs?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 18, 2017, 04:05:27 AM


Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 19, 2017, 02:20:27 AM


Is there ever a day that mattresses   are not on sale?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Dec 19, 2017, 05:08:36 PM
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: fishnmachine on Dec 19, 2017, 08:51:45 PM
How many times can a furniture store have a going out of business sale before it actually goes out of business?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Dec 19, 2017, 10:01:28 PM
If all is not lost, where is it?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Dec 20, 2017, 12:27:42 PM
If deer don't like and shy away from human scent, how come I see deer prints the next morning walking over my prints from the night before?











































































































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Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 21, 2017, 04:46:46 AM


Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Dec 21, 2017, 10:17:58 AM
Why during archery season is it ok to wear camo but during gun and muzzle loading season you have to wear fluorescent orange  in towns that do not allow discharge of firearms?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 22, 2017, 04:17:04 AM


How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Dec 22, 2017, 05:41:57 PM
Why do they now call lady bugs, pumpkin beetles?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 23, 2017, 03:51:12 AM


In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 24, 2017, 03:52:26 AM


How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: joe snag on Dec 24, 2017, 02:49:00 PM
Why buy a hot water heater,,,,it you have hot water why heat it!!!!!!
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 25, 2017, 04:35:29 AM


The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

 IW
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Dec 25, 2017, 01:55:26 PM
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 26, 2017, 04:48:19 AM


◾If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there, does it make a sound?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 29, 2017, 04:48:45 AM


1.How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: OneShotWonder on Dec 29, 2017, 11:43:02 AM
Why do deer in flintlock season seem to always be where you're not?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Dec 29, 2017, 08:27:03 PM
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 30, 2017, 04:01:53 AM


After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Dec 30, 2017, 05:12:55 PM
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Dec 31, 2017, 04:11:54 AM


Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Dec 31, 2017, 11:42:12 AM
Why do people say wait a second when it takes more than a second to say it?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 01, 2018, 05:48:25 AM


Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 01, 2018, 05:46:38 PM
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 02, 2018, 04:05:47 AM


Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 02, 2018, 10:32:51 PM
Why do they have Interstate highways in Hawaii?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 04, 2018, 03:15:39 AM


Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 04, 2018, 05:51:29 PM
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 05, 2018, 03:04:57 AM


A stitch in time saves nine what?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 05, 2018, 11:55:14 AM


If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: OneShotWonder on Jan 05, 2018, 12:26:51 PM
Why are off-brands better than the name brand 80% of the time?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: OneShotWonder on Jan 05, 2018, 12:28:54 PM

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

The bottles go bad and chemicals seep into the contents  ;D
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 05, 2018, 01:43:43 PM
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 06, 2018, 03:49:44 AM


Why are Softballs hard?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 06, 2018, 08:35:07 AM
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: seags on Jan 06, 2018, 09:18:02 AM
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Yes they can.
I have worked with several of them and unfortunately I know a few of them.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 06, 2018, 12:20:09 PM
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: OneShotWonder on Jan 06, 2018, 08:20:56 PM
What touches down when a touchdown is scored?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 06, 2018, 10:51:56 PM
Where was time before it is up?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 07, 2018, 03:48:41 AM


Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 07, 2018, 12:34:17 PM
If you choke a Smurf what color do they turn?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: seags on Jan 08, 2018, 10:51:46 AM

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
I asked my dad who is a retired instrumental electrician about this,
 He just looked at me, the look he gave me was that I should be in whack-shack.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 08, 2018, 07:31:05 PM
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: OneShotWonder on Jan 08, 2018, 08:41:19 PM
Why cant the Chiefs win a home playoff game?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 08, 2018, 08:53:42 PM
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 10, 2018, 03:29:01 AM


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: seags on Jan 10, 2018, 09:08:30 AM

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Check the movie Boogie Nights when Roller-girl has to pee.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 10, 2018, 10:12:13 AM
So what's the speed of dark?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 11, 2018, 03:20:39 AM


Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Jan 11, 2018, 05:18:01 PM
How come everyone ??? what you do....
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 12, 2018, 03:47:35 AM


Can blind people see their dreams?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 12, 2018, 09:00:22 PM
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 13, 2018, 04:44:42 AM


Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: OneShotWonder on Jan 13, 2018, 12:20:53 PM
Why do deer and fish wait until you are eating to show up?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 13, 2018, 05:43:11 PM
Why do deer and fish wait until you are eating to show up?


Also when you get down from your tree stand and you're just unhooking your bow from your lift line.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: fishnmachine on Jan 13, 2018, 06:53:55 PM
Who won this year's Whitetail Team Challenge?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 13, 2018, 08:59:26 PM
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 14, 2018, 04:05:04 AM


Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Jan 14, 2018, 03:36:27 PM

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
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Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 14, 2018, 04:21:07 PM
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 15, 2018, 03:41:13 AM


Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 15, 2018, 03:44:34 AM
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                What's on page 3?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Jan 15, 2018, 03:48:10 AM
hehehe Got'cha   :)
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 16, 2018, 02:47:58 AM
hehehe Got'cha   :)
             Idjit
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 16, 2018, 02:48:16 AM


If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 16, 2018, 05:04:01 PM
Why is only one type of apple called delicious? The rest aren't.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: OneShotWonder on Jan 17, 2018, 04:25:30 PM
Why is only one type of apple called delicious? The rest aren't.

There's red delicious and golden delicious  ;D
Still though, only two are delicious
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 17, 2018, 07:35:35 PM
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 18, 2018, 02:56:48 AM


If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 19, 2018, 02:47:37 AM


Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 20, 2018, 04:35:56 AM

Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: ssbob on Jan 20, 2018, 08:14:23 AM
why do some people ask if you caught one when you go hunting
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 20, 2018, 09:57:47 AM
why do some people ask if you caught one when you go hunting

And then when you've gone fishing people have asked if I bagged anything.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 21, 2018, 03:10:55 AM
why do some people ask if you caught one when you go hunting
             Because they're idiots! ;D
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 21, 2018, 03:11:18 AM


If bars aren't allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonald's still allowed to serve fat people?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: ssbob on Jan 21, 2018, 10:28:20 AM
why do people yell from the shore    is the ice safe    when your ice fishing
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 21, 2018, 05:31:58 PM
why do people yell from the shore    is the ice safe    when your ice fishing

Those are the smart ones rather than just walking on not knowing what is under them for ice.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 23, 2018, 03:44:33 AM


             What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Jan 23, 2018, 02:15:11 PM
Come back to life :D
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: fishnmachine on Jan 23, 2018, 05:43:37 PM

             What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Then you'd still have a quarter left.  ;D
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 23, 2018, 10:04:38 PM
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 24, 2018, 04:33:20 AM


      if all the world is a stage, then where does the audience sit?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 24, 2018, 06:35:23 PM


Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 25, 2018, 02:20:59 AM


      If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it a success?   
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 25, 2018, 01:16:04 PM
Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 26, 2018, 03:13:43 AM


A good Irishman, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and decided to have a contest regarding who could make the best toast.

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!"
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: ssbob on Jan 28, 2018, 03:14:59 PM
Those are the smart ones rather than just walking on not knowing what is under them for ice.
     I assume you do not ice fish   safety first  check before you go  I am going fishing not swimming
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jan 29, 2018, 03:29:51 AM


            Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jan 30, 2018, 04:31:13 PM
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding what is it expanding into
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Feb 01, 2018, 03:39:50 AM


Do penguins have knees?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: seags on Feb 03, 2018, 10:12:57 AM
What is a pacon?
Is it someone in prison?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Feb 04, 2018, 04:30:33 AM


Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: seags on Feb 04, 2018, 08:32:16 AM
If the NFL Super Bowl is the biggest game of the year;
 Which is the smallest NFL game of the year?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Feb 05, 2018, 03:00:05 AM
If the NFL Super Bowl is the biggest game of the year;
 Which is the smallest NFL game of the year?
               The Puppy Bowl!
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Feb 05, 2018, 03:01:10 AM



 If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your stomach?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Feb 06, 2018, 03:13:19 AM


Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Feb 08, 2018, 04:10:48 AM


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Feb 10, 2018, 04:40:36 AM


If a hermaphrodite got sent to a gender specific prison, which one would it get sent to?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Feb 14, 2018, 03:20:15 PM


What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: ssbob on Feb 14, 2018, 05:46:01 PM
why do pillow cases turn inside out when you wash them
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Feb 16, 2018, 05:08:02 AM


Why are violets blue and not violet?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: seags on Feb 16, 2018, 07:22:19 AM

Why are violets blue and not violet?
I think blue-violet was a color in the box of 64 Crayola's.
Now I am thinking about something ultra-violet; not sure if he is named Ray. 
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Feb 17, 2018, 03:33:45 AM
I think blue-violet was a color in the box of 64 Crayola's.
Now I am thinking about something ultra-violet; not sure if he is named Ray.

                   ;D
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Feb 17, 2018, 03:36:51 AM


Why can't we tickle ourselves?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Feb 28, 2018, 03:21:44 AM


Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 01, 2018, 04:51:30 PM


If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 01, 2018, 08:03:30 PM
I'm Back
Why do they call it a tax return when You have to pay them most of the time?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 02, 2018, 04:15:46 AM


                If you choke a Smurf, what color would it turn?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 02, 2018, 01:28:13 PM
Why when I press my home button on my cell phone , I'm  still at work.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 03, 2018, 05:01:36 AM


  If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 03, 2018, 11:18:29 PM
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 04, 2018, 03:56:19 AM


Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 04, 2018, 05:52:59 AM
How come you always put your socks on...
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 04, 2018, 04:13:05 PM
Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's the extra penny?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 05, 2018, 03:44:18 AM


Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 05, 2018, 08:20:15 AM
Why do they put Braille dotson the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: seags on Mar 05, 2018, 11:22:55 PM
Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's the extra penny?
That extra penny goes to are unfortunate government. 
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 06, 2018, 03:35:18 AM


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 06, 2018, 06:37:40 AM

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
He makes sure you are broke
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: seags on Mar 06, 2018, 08:26:54 AM
He makes sure you are broke
Yes, that is sad.
 That happened to my father a few years ago, everything is OK now.
My dad tells me every fall, that he hopes  the Tampa Bay Buccaneers loose every game. Hint -- the name of there home field.
and this is a Chicago Bears house.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 06, 2018, 04:47:20 PM
Why is a road that stops called a dead end road?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: ssbob on Mar 07, 2018, 03:49:54 PM
if you drive down a road that has no outlet how do you get out
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 07, 2018, 05:28:45 PM
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: seags on Mar 07, 2018, 06:16:14 PM
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Snow is flakey
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 07, 2018, 09:32:10 PM
Why do banks charge a fee for "non-sufficient funds" when they know you don't have enough money?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 09, 2018, 03:10:51 AM


            I have over draft protection, so the fee is them using their money to cover your failure to keep enough in your
            account. They will get the fee when you deposit more money!
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 09, 2018, 04:08:51 AM


What do people in China call their good plates?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 09, 2018, 05:20:04 AM

What do people in China call their good plates?
Hop Sing .....  ;)
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 09, 2018, 11:30:48 AM
Why do the French call them fried potatoes instead of French fries.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 11, 2018, 05:51:41 AM


Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: OneShotWonder on Mar 11, 2018, 04:22:05 PM

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?

It's called Greenland because the Vikings wanted to keep Iceland, which is very nice and green in summer, to themselves and lure others to the coldness of Greenland. Next  ;D
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 11, 2018, 07:16:09 PM
Why is it called a Hamburger when it's made of Beef?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 13, 2018, 12:44:16 PM
Why we always get so much SNOW.....
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: fishnmachine on Mar 13, 2018, 05:14:18 PM
Lol. I don't know, but I'm tired of it!  >:(
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 14, 2018, 03:54:39 AM


Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: seags on Mar 14, 2018, 06:41:40 AM

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
He wants to keep his down warm.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 14, 2018, 08:59:46 AM
He wants to keeps his down warm.
hahaha  :) :)   He can't let that happen.....
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 14, 2018, 12:20:53 PM
Why do banks leave both doors open but they chain the pens to the counter?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 15, 2018, 04:59:56 AM


How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 15, 2018, 07:15:12 AM
How come the cell phone loses signal when you want to use it.....
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 15, 2018, 10:23:10 PM
Why do people say it's cold as hell.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 16, 2018, 05:38:55 AM


 Why is the word "abbreviation" so long
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 17, 2018, 06:01:43 AM
Do your shoe laces brake...
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: seags on Mar 17, 2018, 10:13:03 AM
Do your shoe laces brake...
Not when I where my boots
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Raquettedacker on Mar 17, 2018, 05:14:58 PM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 18, 2018, 03:57:08 AM


Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 18, 2018, 09:15:04 PM
Why when you moon somebody during the day it isn't called suning
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 19, 2018, 06:29:59 AM
Why your hair always a mess first thing in the morning.....
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 21, 2018, 06:51:47 PM
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 24, 2018, 07:08:14 AM


Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 24, 2018, 03:51:22 PM

Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Well i'm pretty sure they did for play had to been involved   :) :)
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 26, 2018, 10:26:53 PM
Why is money called doe and a dollar called a buck?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 27, 2018, 01:40:10 PM
Why do the robins come the day before a snow storm comes the day after they get here.......
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 30, 2018, 06:56:36 AM



When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Mar 30, 2018, 10:25:40 AM


When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

When does it go from Thunder showers to Thunder storms?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Mar 31, 2018, 02:38:27 AM


If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Apr 01, 2018, 04:28:46 AM


Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'? Or touch?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Apr 01, 2018, 12:40:13 PM
Why do people love flying threw the muddy roads and cry about damaging there car's....
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Apr 02, 2018, 03:57:46 AM


Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Apr 03, 2018, 03:23:36 AM


If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Apr 03, 2018, 03:54:31 AM
Can't they make a good broom handle anymore.......
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: fishnmachine on Apr 03, 2018, 08:23:18 AM
Lol. Sadly, no because all the good ash trees are disappearing.  :(
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Apr 04, 2018, 04:26:05 AM


Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Apr 10, 2018, 01:05:31 PM
If a bakers dozen is thirteen , why when I go to a bakery and ask for a dozen I only get twelve?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Apr 11, 2018, 03:55:10 AM



Are part-time band leaders called semi-conductors?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Apr 11, 2018, 03:25:12 PM
why do you burn macaroni.....
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Apr 12, 2018, 03:55:48 PM
Why do we call a dead end street with a circle at the end a "bottom of the bag"? (Cul de sac)
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Raquettedacker on Apr 14, 2018, 05:07:44 PM
why do you burn macaroni.....

You might but I never did...  Oh wait you mean pasta?  Never burnt that either..... :-\
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Raquettedacker on Apr 14, 2018, 05:28:51 PM
   http://mentalfloss.com/article/65651/why-did-yankee-doodle-call-feather-macaroni   (http://mentalfloss.com/article/65651/why-did-yankee-doodle-call-feather-macaroni)
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Apr 18, 2018, 06:54:52 AM

             

               What would happen if Batman got bitten by a Vampire?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: seags on Apr 18, 2018, 08:53:19 AM
             

               What would happen if Batman got bitten by a Vampire?
I do not think that there are any episodes with a vampire.
Now Catwoman; That would be cool.
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Apr 20, 2018, 09:33:50 AM


If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Apr 21, 2018, 06:01:42 AM
When is the snow going to say goodbye.....
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Apr 23, 2018, 09:07:50 PM

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

The A$$ ;D
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Apr 26, 2018, 05:11:31 AM


           Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on May 06, 2018, 05:10:26 AM


Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on May 07, 2018, 03:33:51 AM

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
There lips are to big .......
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on May 09, 2018, 03:45:02 AM



Why is it that when people are driving and looking for an address, they turn down the volume on the radio?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on May 15, 2018, 05:28:18 PM
I'm Back

Why are all of us called human beings and none of us are called human doings?

Got my two Ma gobblers last week Both 19.75 gutted.
One with a 9.5"and the other with 9 7/8 " beard.
Spurs 3/4" and 7/8"
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on May 18, 2018, 05:16:27 AM


If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on May 24, 2018, 05:10:16 AM


Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on May 25, 2018, 07:33:55 PM
Why doesn't jalapeno start with an h?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on May 27, 2018, 02:23:43 PM


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on May 28, 2018, 06:49:16 AM
Why does it always rain when you have things to do ...
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: The Jigger on Jun 06, 2018, 09:00:32 PM
If an orange light at traffic lights mean slowdown why do people speed up?
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: Green Mountian Hunter on Jun 07, 2018, 04:06:27 AM
Why is it when you say wish the rain would stop it seems to rain harder....
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: 30-30 on Jun 11, 2018, 07:43:01 AM


                How long is a piece of string?  :-\
Title: Re: Questions I've asked myself
Post by: seags on Jun 11, 2018, 01:07:22 PM

                How long is a piece of string?  :-\
That length may vary; but "What is the different length size between a short piece of string opposed a long piece of string"?
Or when is it that string becomes a rope?
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