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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #975 on: Aug 28, 2013, 05:50:31 PM »
Hahahaha   now I know what you where up to around those man holes   hehehe  you sneaky thing you  ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #976 on: Aug 30, 2013, 05:49:56 AM »

                A hunter goes into a butcher’s shop and asks for a duck. ‘I’m sorry,’ says the butcher. ‘We’re out of duck. How about a chicken?’ ‘Oh, yes.’ replies the hunter. ‘And how do I tell my wife I shot a chicken

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #977 on: Aug 30, 2013, 07:17:47 AM »
Ha Ha like it
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #978 on: Aug 30, 2013, 02:28:25 PM »


    hahaha  Nice one      ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #979 on: Aug 31, 2013, 06:40:52 PM »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #980 on: Sep 03, 2013, 09:33:49 PM »
                                   

Two Coffees in Heaven!



Having arrived at the Gates of
Heaven,

Barack Obama meets a man with a
beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he
asks.

'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher
up.'

Peter then points to a ladder that rises into
the clouds.





 

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than
St. Peter,

Obama climbs the ladder in great
strides,

climbs up through the clouds and comes into a
room

where he meets another bearded
man.





 

He asks again, 'Are you
Mohammed?'

'Why no,' he answers, 'I am
Moses;

Mohammed is higher
still.'





 

Exhausted, but with a heart full of
joy

he climbs the ladder yet
again.





 

He discovers a larger room where he meets
an

angelic looking man with a
beard.

Full of hope, he asks
again,

'Are you
Mohammed?'





 

'No, I am Jesus, the 
Christ;

you will find Mohammed  higher
up.'





 

Mohammed higher than
Jesus!

Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain
his

delight and climbs and climbs ever
higher.





 

Once again, he reaches an even larger
room

where he meets this truly magnificent looking
man

with a silver white beard and once again repeats
his question:





 

'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is by
now,

totally out of breath from all his
climbing.

'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and
the Omega,

but you look
exhausted.

Would you like a cup of
coffee?'





 

Obama says, 'Yes
please!'

As God looks behind him, he claps his
hands

and yells out: "Yo, Mohammed, two
coffees!"





 

Keep your trust in
God;

your president is
an idiot.

 





 
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #981 on: Sep 03, 2013, 09:37:33 PM »
good one

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #982 on: Sep 03, 2013, 09:44:09 PM »
 An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife."

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #983 on: Sep 06, 2013, 10:27:36 AM »
Little Johnny and his Dad went on a hunting trip and he told the class" We saw a huge 18 point buck in the field, my Dad aimed and shot it right in the a*shole," Little Johnny said. The teacher was mad, "Johnny you mean rectum," she said."Rectum, you bet it rectum, shot his balls clean off."

One night, at the lodge of a hunting club,
two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget." They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story. "Well," he began, "I remember back in '44', we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, 'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!......' I tell you, I just sh!t my pants." The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame you, I would have sh!t my pants too if a lion jumped out at me." The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, not then, just now when I said 'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!' "

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #984 on: Sep 06, 2013, 10:41:14 AM »
both classics....lmao

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #985 on: Sep 06, 2013, 10:50:37 AM »
I really like the second one nysport just spit my drink on my phone laughing


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #987 on: Sep 09, 2013, 09:14:44 PM »
. My girlfriend sent this to me.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #988 on: Sep 10, 2013, 12:32:17 PM »
You want a good laugh, check this out. Funniest thing I've seen, well really heard, in a long time. ;D ;D ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN8YQVM1GQI
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #989 on: Sep 11, 2013, 07:51:23 AM »
You want a good laugh, check this out. Funniest thing I've seen, well really heard, in a long time. ;D ;D ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN8YQVM1GQI
                 You're JJ, that is funny, it would have been great if he had video of it. ;D

 


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