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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3135 on: Apr 13, 2016, 04:44:06 AM »


             Good One! ;D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3136 on: Apr 13, 2016, 04:44:32 AM »

Not too long ago a scientist tried to clone himself.
 However, his clone was very obnoxious and lewd, while
 the scientist was well received and respected.
 
 Finally fed up with his experiment gone wrong, he threw
 his clone off the roof of the laboratory; killing
 the clone.
 
 He was arrested by the local police for... making an
 obscene clone fall.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3137 on: Apr 13, 2016, 03:35:30 PM »
 

            nice    ;D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3138 on: Apr 13, 2016, 03:37:32 PM »




                          Why do Retirees smile all the time
                         
                           Because they can't hear a word you're saying!     :)

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3139 on: Apr 13, 2016, 03:58:43 PM »
I know so true.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3140 on: Apr 15, 2016, 03:55:52 AM »


                       Moon Landing 
               
                      After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun.
                     The engineers objected. "If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!"
                     "What do you think I am, stupid?" he replied. "We'll send him at night!"


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3141 on: Apr 16, 2016, 06:00:15 AM »


                       What's the worst part of having a beard?
                       Being confused as a hipster.


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3142 on: Apr 17, 2016, 03:28:58 AM »

My husband bought me a mood ring the other day.

 When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

 When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his
forehead.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3143 on: Apr 17, 2016, 05:40:17 AM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3144 on: Apr 17, 2016, 05:41:36 AM »


                          What happens when you sing country music backwards?

                          You get your wife and job back.


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3145 on: Apr 17, 2016, 07:16:19 AM »
Quote from: Green Mountian Hunter on Apr 17, 2016, 05:41:36 AM

                          What happens when you sing country music backwards?

                          You get your wife and job back.
                I guess that's why I don't sing in either direction! LOL
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3146 on: Apr 18, 2016, 04:31:31 AM »




Subject: DEADLY TERMS: Used By A Woman



 

1.        FINE - THIS IS THE WORD A WOMEN USE TO END AN ARGUMENT WHEN SHE KNOWES SHE IS RIGHT AND YOU NEED TO SHUT UP.

 

2.        NOTHING - MEANS SOMETHING AND YOU NEED TO BE WORRIED.

 

3.        GO AHEAD - THIS IS A DARE, NOT PERMISSION, DO NOT DO IT.

 

4.        WHATEVER - A WOMAN’S WAY OF SAYING “SCREW YOU”.

 

5.       THAT’S OK - SHE IS THINKING LONG AND HARD ON HOW AND WHEN YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR MISTAKE.

 

BONUS WORD: WOW! - THIS IS NOT A COMPLIMENT.  SHE’S AMAZED THAT ONE PERSON COULD BE SO STUPID.

 
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3147 on: Apr 18, 2016, 05:04:14 PM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3148 on: Apr 18, 2016, 05:10:42 PM »


                      Place a coin on the ground and wait for someone to bend down to pick it up.

                      As they do, tear a piece of fabric and the'll think they just burst their pants.


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #3149 on: Apr 19, 2016, 05:08:28 AM »

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