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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1170 on: Mar 05, 2014, 03:52:10 PM »

                A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1171 on: Mar 05, 2014, 04:44:54 PM »
Wally World was about empty,snowing hard,but I got milk, cat litter and checked the ammo,,
22 pajama's,5 had on slippers and 1 flip flops-----I was laughin to myself,,,,
  hehehe  How long were you in there #'s right up there  ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1172 on: Mar 05, 2014, 07:22:53 PM »
Thats funny !!! Cant wait to show the wife ...
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1173 on: Mar 06, 2014, 07:16:53 AM »
Wally World was about empty,snowing hard,but I got milk, cat litter and checked the ammo,,
22 pajama's,5 had on slippers and 1 flip flops-----I was laughin to myself,,,,

Joe, Wally World wasn't empty. You went on the day everyone shops from the hill towns. They were all in "camo".....hunts2long
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1174 on: Mar 06, 2014, 10:17:25 AM »

                   A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some homework."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1175 on: Mar 06, 2014, 12:22:23 PM »
good one
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Offline joe snag

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1176 on: Mar 06, 2014, 03:55:08 PM »
Joe, Wally World wasn't empty. You went on the day everyone shops from the hill towns. They were all in "camo".....hunts2long
I think were headed to wally world in Saratoga or glenvlile this weekend,need a new PC monitor,,i'll take a count out there ,lots more people..
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1177 on: Mar 06, 2014, 03:56:44 PM »
great one Jeff--that was my brother in laws house I think--true

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1178 on: Mar 06, 2014, 04:51:01 PM »
 ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1179 on: Mar 07, 2014, 03:32:58 AM »

          At a construction site on the 80th floor of a high rise building, the lone conservative on the crew was having a heated political discussion with the liberals on the project. Deciding to take a break, he called everyone over to the edge of the roof. "Did you know," he began, "that there are extremely violent invisible updrafts that are able to keep a body floating in mid-air? They only occur at certain times during the day between buildings. Here, I'll show you!" He then leaped off the side of the building, and with arms spread-eagle, floated effortlessly on an unseen cushion of air, and then gradually steered himself back to the safety of the roof. "That's awesome," one of the left-wingers shouted. "I want to try it." "Me too," another cried, and then another, and as they leaped over the side of the roof, one after the other, they fell 80 floors straight down to the ground, SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!
 A crowd rushed over to witness the carnage, and while doing so, one of the spectators looked up and remarked, "Boy, Clark Kent sure hates liberals!"



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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1180 on: Mar 07, 2014, 03:34:24 AM »
 ;D ;D   Nice one


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1181 on: Mar 07, 2014, 06:28:57 AM »
Those three must have been all the Liberals that do work......

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1182 on: Mar 07, 2014, 06:53:33 AM »
Those 3 had just gotten the job and had to work one day to get free health insurance...hunts2long
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1183 on: Mar 07, 2014, 04:30:59 PM »
My hunting buddy just emailed me a joke---it was good--I can't post it on here ,so everyone just laugh for me--ha ha ha ha ha ---

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1184 on: Mar 07, 2014, 07:24:49 PM »
Women and chocolate: http://vitaminl.tv/video/179  ;) ;D
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