Comic Relief!!

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http://ls1tech.com/forums/texas-members/1396525-arrogance-authority-funny-story-joke.html

[hesseltine32]

That's a good one 30-30

[Green Mountian Hunter]

Nice Jeff   

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A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!

This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"

She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"

"Let me see" he said.

"Okay! " and she pulled up her skirt.

He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"

She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.

She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!"

[joe snag]

My Beagle will sit on anything.

[Green Mountian Hunter]

Hehehe   he just finished mowing the lawn    Where was you while he was mowing ; Nice Joe 

[hesseltine32]

Haha  nice joe. How old is your beagle ?

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        All he needs is a can of beer & he's on his way. Cute pic!

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The big game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and none could dispute that. But then he said they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal’s skin from it’s feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what caliber bullet it was that killed the animal.

 The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on.

 They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "ringbrook." Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.

 They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Kalahari Lion. Shot with a .416 rifle." He was right again.

 Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep.

 The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. So he said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this black eye?"

 His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, "Skunk, killed with an axe."

[hesseltine32]

Haha that's a good one 

[joe snag]

He's 12 and the beverage holder is mounted on the left side too..!!

[Green Mountian Hunter]

Hahaha good one Jeff   

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He's 12 and the beverage holder is mounted on the left side too..!!

            Well 12 in people yrs. vs. dog yrs. he's old enough to have a cold 1 while mowing the lawn.

[chuckrudy]

I like it.

[stka]