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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #45 on: Dec 20, 2017, 12:27:42 PM »
If deer don't like and shy away from human scent, how come I see deer prints the next morning walking over my prints from the night before?











































































































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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #46 on: Dec 21, 2017, 04:46:46 AM »


Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #47 on: Dec 21, 2017, 10:17:58 AM »
Why during archery season is it ok to wear camo but during gun and muzzle loading season you have to wear fluorescent orange  in towns that do not allow discharge of firearms?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #48 on: Dec 22, 2017, 04:17:04 AM »


How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #49 on: Dec 22, 2017, 05:41:57 PM »
Why do they now call lady bugs, pumpkin beetles?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #50 on: Dec 23, 2017, 03:51:12 AM »


In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #51 on: Dec 24, 2017, 03:52:26 AM »


How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #52 on: Dec 24, 2017, 02:49:00 PM »
Why buy a hot water heater,,,,it you have hot water why heat it!!!!!!
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #53 on: Dec 25, 2017, 04:35:29 AM »


The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #54 on: Dec 25, 2017, 01:55:26 PM »
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #55 on: Dec 26, 2017, 04:48:19 AM »


◾If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there, does it make a sound?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #56 on: Dec 29, 2017, 04:48:45 AM »


1.How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #57 on: Dec 29, 2017, 11:43:02 AM »
Why do deer in flintlock season seem to always be where you're not?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #58 on: Dec 29, 2017, 08:27:03 PM »
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #59 on: Dec 30, 2017, 04:01:53 AM »


After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
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