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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #30 on: Dec 10, 2017, 07:26:31 AM »


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #31 on: Dec 11, 2017, 03:11:06 AM »


Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #32 on: Dec 12, 2017, 03:35:28 AM »



                Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? ???

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #33 on: Dec 13, 2017, 03:24:58 AM »



         Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #34 on: Dec 14, 2017, 05:58:38 AM »



                     Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #35 on: Dec 15, 2017, 03:46:03 AM »


Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #36 on: Dec 16, 2017, 06:17:04 PM »


If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway
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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #37 on: Dec 17, 2017, 05:07:06 AM »


If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #38 on: Dec 17, 2017, 05:36:12 AM »

If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?

Because Taylor landed on there planet.

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #39 on: Dec 17, 2017, 02:12:39 PM »
Why do deer know  to cross at the Yellow signs?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #40 on: Dec 18, 2017, 04:05:27 AM »


Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #41 on: Dec 19, 2017, 02:20:27 AM »


Is there ever a day that mattresses   are not on sale?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #42 on: Dec 19, 2017, 05:08:36 PM »
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #43 on: Dec 19, 2017, 08:51:45 PM »
How many times can a furniture store have a going out of business sale before it actually goes out of business?
It'll chew...

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #44 on: Dec 19, 2017, 10:01:28 PM »
If all is not lost, where is it?

 


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