Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.

[drobertsinMaryland]

Glad you got the ride fixed Raquette.

[Chucker]

When I started this post it was a slam against FB. But seeing how it took on a life of it's own, we aren't really all that different... I'm going to let it go for a bit right now, seems with the internet I am not really working on me. Seem to worry about what others are doing or saying or think of me. I don't think much of myself right now. So have fun this weekend guys and gals, I'll be there in spirit.
Gonna go crawl into my hole now.
Scott

Wait a sec...  You're not coming?  Somehow that just ain't right.

[Raquettedacker]

 Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
 
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed into Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
 
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish. 
 

[bogmanjr]

That's a good one right there.

[ramrod]

  lol

[drobertsinMaryland]

Thats a good one Raquette. I just heard this one.

 An elderly couple is attending church service.

    About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.

     It says, "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

    He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

[drobertsinMaryland]

Facebook strikes again listen to this.

I get a friend request from another nice looking lady again. This time I accepted the request even though I didnt know her. A few hours later I get a message as follows

Hey there, I added you since you look familiar, but once I looked at your page I knew I was mistaken..but hey, you seem like a cool guy so I will introduce myself I'm quirky, funny, and always down to have a good time.. I just moved here about eight months ago from a small town in Idaho for work and like it so far! Check out my profile..if you want to I'd love to hook up sometime for coffee. Any way I tried to attach more pics of myself but its giving me a stupid error! If you message me your email addy I can send them to you that way. Hope to hear from you soon!

What do you think I should do?

[drobertsinMaryland]

I wonder if it was my big buck in my avatar on facebook?

[Raquettedacker]

Drobs, the face book chick magnet.....

[drobertsinMaryland]

I must be Raquette. I didnt go on facebook to date either. Maybe I should send her a pic of the red sled.

[Raquettedacker]

Is it that Ashley chick??   

[bogmanjr]

Facebook strikes again listen to this.

I get a friend request from another nice looking lady again. This time I accepted the request even though I didnt know her. A few hours later I get a message as follows

Hey there, I added you since you look familiar, but once I looked at your page I knew I was mistaken..but hey, you seem like a cool guy so I will introduce myself I'm quirky, funny, and always down to have a good time.. I just moved here about eight months ago from a small town in Idaho for work and like it so far! Check out my profile..if you want to I'd love to hook up sometime for coffee. Any way I tried to attach more pics of myself but its giving me a stupid error! If you message me your email addy I can send them to you that way. Hope to hear from you soon!

What do you think I should do?

STOP-go back,delete. Do not go to the light. It's not what it seem's I would bet. Get rid of her, Nice looking lady's don't need FB to find people to Hookup with for coffee.  That's what I think about it son.

[Zorros Shack]

Weird person, nice thing is that I dont have a FB account but I had one and deleted it.

[drobertsinMaryland]

Is it that Ashley chick??   

Yes sir.

[Raquettedacker]

WOW... I think I'm gonna join FB so I can become her friend...