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Re: Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.
« Reply #8175 on: Apr 04, 2012, 05:38:44 AM »
Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Dom's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Dom's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Dom sitting there with a tent set up,
firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Shoot Dom, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife
came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.   
 
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!   
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.   
 
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."   
 
So, Here I am.. ;D ;D ;D
« Last Edit: Apr 04, 2012, 05:41:34 AM by Raquettedacker »
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Re: Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.
« Reply #8176 on: Apr 04, 2012, 05:44:37 AM »
So you left early for the trip this year?   ;D ;D ;D
I'm bound to stay where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk that invented work, in the Big Rock Candy Mountains.


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Re: Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.
« Reply #8177 on: Apr 04, 2012, 05:50:02 AM »
          That's 1 big Striper, I've caught them in salt water but yet to fish fresh water for them. Must to have been 1 fight to get him in.
Here's 2 I caught a few years ago, no where as big as that young mans from NC but really fun to catch & good eating. & before my beard.
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Re: Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.
« Reply #8178 on: Apr 04, 2012, 05:58:11 AM »
Did Tyler untie her?   ::)
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Re: Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.
« Reply #8179 on: Apr 04, 2012, 06:04:11 AM »
Did Tyler untie her?   ::)


     Good thing I put a blanket over her before I left........ ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.
« Reply #8180 on: Apr 04, 2012, 06:06:59 AM »
LOL.......too bad your inlaws arent there, she wouldn't need one if they were feeding the stove.  ;D ;D

Still frosting every night here. No end in sight either.
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Re: Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.
« Reply #8181 on: Apr 04, 2012, 06:28:51 AM »
Threw everything in the car.  Going to hit Irondequoit Creek for trouts after work.
I'm bound to stay where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk that invented work, in the Big Rock Candy Mountains.


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Re: Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.
« Reply #8182 on: Apr 04, 2012, 06:29:37 AM »
Good stuff Dom!!  Though you might have wanted to "talk" about it a bit before leaving.... ;D ;D
 
Sure there is an end Bog....June is coming... ;)

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Re: Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.
« Reply #8183 on: Apr 04, 2012, 06:33:37 AM »
Threw everything in the car.  Going to hit Irondequoit Creek for trouts after work.


     Good luck Kevin...
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Re: Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.
« Reply #8184 on: Apr 04, 2012, 07:03:28 AM »



   LOL I just read that to my wife and she hit me for laughing ..... it was worth it  ;D
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Re: Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.
« Reply #8185 on: Apr 04, 2012, 07:06:42 AM »
Good luck Kevin...
X2.



Did Tyler untie her?   ::)
HAHA. Good one. I was trying to think of something clever. ;D


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Re: Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.
« Reply #8186 on: Apr 04, 2012, 07:19:33 AM »
Good luck Kevin, that's one of the prime trout streams in the state isn't it. Should be a great afternoon, I've got the card game back on this week (today).

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Re: Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.
« Reply #8187 on: Apr 04, 2012, 07:27:10 AM »
X2.


HAHA. Good one. I was trying to think of something clever. ;D
Got distracted by you're avitar didn't ya .... happens to me all the time  ;D
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Re: Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.
« Reply #8188 on: Apr 04, 2012, 07:30:45 AM »
"Dying is the easy part. Learning how to live is the hard part..."

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Re: Wanted to post in off topic but it seems to be locked.
« Reply #8189 on: Apr 04, 2012, 07:33:14 AM »
Is there a dock where you camp or do you have to beach it?

 


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