Now I don't care who you are that's funny right there. This my friend is nothing.........I'll raise you a tool set with an inquisitive mind and you'll have a yard full of disassembled items that could never again resemble their origin.
Only a matter of time. He just can't get to them yet, because they're locked in the basement or in the back of the car. Did I mention that he is fond of electric plugs? So, I'll see your raise, and call.
.... and of course since I started typing this post, I noticed that one of his front teeth is loose. So I just explained the whole tooth fairy thing to him. Still pissed as hell, but at least I've simmered down now.
... and in the minute it took me to type that, his sister tipped the whole damned toy kitchen (and everything on it) over.
Did I mention that the 870 comes with eight boxes of shells?