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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Jun 25, 2022, 04:48:38 AM »
 ;Dout
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jun 25, 2022, 04:38:34 AM »


Two secretaries were talking about their work.
"I hate filing," said one. "No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I'm looking for. I forget where I have filed them."
"I used to have that problem too, but no more," her blonde friend said. "Now I make 26 copies of everything I type and file one under each letter of the alphabet. That way, I can't miss it!"


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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Jun 25, 2022, 02:43:55 AM »
 :D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jun 24, 2022, 04:25:27 AM »


God asks asks Adam how he's doing, - "Well, it's ok but I am abit lonely".

"Ok" God answers. - "Let's do something about it. I can give you the most wonderful and satisfactory being and friend you'll ever need you'll never be lonely again, and you'll have everything you ever need".

"But it means I need your arm and leg to create that being".

Adam ponders and isn't willing to sacrifice his arm and leg. -"Ok" God says again.

"With only your leg, I can make a nice and welcoming partner for you, giving you no grief only happiness"

Adam ponders again - he is rather lonely but really wants his leg.


"What can I get for one of my rib bones ?" Adam finally replies



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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Jun 22, 2022, 06:27:26 AM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jun 22, 2022, 04:40:44 AM »


A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert.

"What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked. Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc.

Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand. "Yes Timmy, what are the three most important things you would bring with you?" asked the Scout Master.

Timmy replied: "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards."

"Why's that Timmy?"

"Well," answered Timmy, "the compass is to find the right direction, the water is to prevent dehydration..."

"And what about the deck of cards?" asked the Scout Master impatiently.

"Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone is bound to come up behind you and say, "Put that red nine on top of that black ten!"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jun 21, 2022, 04:34:35 AM »


An egg and a chicken sit in a doctor’s waiting room.
A nurse walks out of the office and asks, “Alright, which one of you came first?”
“Seriously!” shouts the chicken. ”Here, too?!”

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Jun 20, 2022, 12:08:04 PM »
 ;D hi
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Jun 19, 2022, 05:15:16 AM »


The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO, and the Cartoon Network!"

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Hunting Maine / Re: moose hunt 2022
« Last post by sharpshooter on Jun 18, 2022, 09:30:28 PM »
What part of zone 2 got camp in zone 2 . How long it take you from Berwick to get there  ?  Takes me 10 1/2 hrs. To get to camp. I going up next week for 2 weeks.
do u rent the camp out son inlaw is from fortkent
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