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MyHuntingForum Main => General Hunting Discussion => Topic started by: 30-30 on Nov 24, 2017, 04:16:39 AM
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Here is a new topic we can have fun with, I'll start with these two:
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Here are two more questions that have me puzzled.
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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I'm sure some of you have some questions that need to be addressed!
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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If a man stands alone in the forest and doesn't speak a word, is he still wrong?
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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Come on guys, I can't be the only one with questions!
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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why do clocks run clockwise?
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why do clocks run clockwise?
Because the earliest clocks were sand dials and were invented in the northern hemisphere where the sun went in
a clockwise direction!
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway..
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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Because the earliest clocks were sand dials and were invented in the northern hemisphere where the sun went in
a clockwise direction!
Then why don't they run counter clockwise in the southern hemisphere?
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Why do women say we should go to dinner and when you ask them where they say I don't know?
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Why are they called tree stands when you sit in them most of the time?
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Then why don't they run counter clockwise in the southern hemisphere?
Sun dials were invented in the northern hemisphere so clocks were made from their direction!
But toilets swirl in the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere!
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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How come us humans are the only animal that is depressed when we are in a rut. ;D ;D ;D
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Why do mini vans grow antlers at the end of November
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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
I have no clue on that one... but after reading this and having a 4 month old daughter at home I'm never going to use this again.... LOL
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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why does beer get warm and coffee gets cold ??
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Good one tc
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why do they call them stick ladders when they are made of metal?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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Why do mini vans grow antlers at the end of November
The strange thing is that the bucks and the mini vans both lose their antlers the end of December to the beginning of January.
If a mini van with antlers hits a tree is it still called an accident or a rub.
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? ::)
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Why do they call it still hunting yet your always moving?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? ???
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'
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If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway
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If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?
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If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?
Because Taylor landed on there planet.
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Why do deer know to cross at the Yellow signs?
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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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How many times can a furniture store have a going out of business sale before it actually goes out of business?
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If all is not lost, where is it?
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If deer don't like and shy away from human scent, how come I see deer prints the next morning walking over my prints from the night before?
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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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Why during archery season is it ok to wear camo but during gun and muzzle loading season you have to wear fluorescent orange in towns that do not allow discharge of firearms?
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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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Why do they now call lady bugs, pumpkin beetles?
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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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Why buy a hot water heater,,,,it you have hot water why heat it!!!!!!
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The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
IW
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If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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◾If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there, does it make a sound?
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1.How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
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Why do deer in flintlock season seem to always be where you're not?
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Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
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After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
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Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
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Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
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Why do people say wait a second when it takes more than a second to say it?
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Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
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Why do they have Interstate highways in Hawaii?
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Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
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Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
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A stitch in time saves nine what?
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If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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Why are off-brands better than the name brand 80% of the time?
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Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
The bottles go bad and chemicals seep into the contents ;D
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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Why are Softballs hard?
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Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
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Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Yes they can.
I have worked with several of them and unfortunately I know a few of them.
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Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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What touches down when a touchdown is scored?
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Where was time before it is up?
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Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
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If you choke a Smurf what color do they turn?
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Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
I asked my dad who is a retired instrumental electrician about this,
He just looked at me, the look he gave me was that I should be in whack-shack.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Why cant the Chiefs win a home playoff game?
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Is it possible to be totally partial?
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Check the movie Boogie Nights when Roller-girl has to pee.
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So what's the speed of dark?
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Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
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How come everyone ??? what you do....
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Can blind people see their dreams?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
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Why do deer and fish wait until you are eating to show up?
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Why do deer and fish wait until you are eating to show up?
Also when you get down from your tree stand and you're just unhooking your bow from your lift line.
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Who won this year's Whitetail Team Challenge?
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Where does the fire go when the fire goes out
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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
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Page 3
What's on page 3?
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hehehe Got'cha :)
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hehehe Got'cha :)
Idjit
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If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
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Why is only one type of apple called delicious? The rest aren't.
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Why is only one type of apple called delicious? The rest aren't.
There's red delicious and golden delicious ;D
Still though, only two are delicious
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What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
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Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
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Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door?
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why do some people ask if you caught one when you go hunting
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why do some people ask if you caught one when you go hunting
And then when you've gone fishing people have asked if I bagged anything.
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why do some people ask if you caught one when you go hunting
Because they're idiots! ;D
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If bars aren't allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonald's still allowed to serve fat people?
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why do people yell from the shore is the ice safe when your ice fishing
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why do people yell from the shore is the ice safe when your ice fishing
Those are the smart ones rather than just walking on not knowing what is under them for ice.
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What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
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Come back to life :D
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What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
Then you'd still have a quarter left. ;D
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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if all the world is a stage, then where does the audience sit?
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it a success?
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Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse?
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A good Irishman, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and decided to have a contest regarding who could make the best toast.
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!"
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Those are the smart ones rather than just walking on not knowing what is under them for ice.
I assume you do not ice fish safety first check before you go I am going fishing not swimming
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Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
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If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding what is it expanding into
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Do penguins have knees?
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What is a pacon?
Is it someone in prison?
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Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
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If the NFL Super Bowl is the biggest game of the year;
Which is the smallest NFL game of the year?
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If the NFL Super Bowl is the biggest game of the year;
Which is the smallest NFL game of the year?
The Puppy Bowl!
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If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your stomach?
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Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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If a hermaphrodite got sent to a gender specific prison, which one would it get sent to?
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What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
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why do pillow cases turn inside out when you wash them
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Why are violets blue and not violet?
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Why are violets blue and not violet?
I think blue-violet was a color in the box of 64 Crayola's.
Now I am thinking about something ultra-violet; not sure if he is named Ray.
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I think blue-violet was a color in the box of 64 Crayola's.
Now I am thinking about something ultra-violet; not sure if he is named Ray.
;D
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Why can't we tickle ourselves?
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Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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Why do they call it a tax return when You have to pay them most of the time?
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If you choke a Smurf, what color would it turn?
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Why when I press my home button on my cell phone , I'm still at work.
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If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
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Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
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How come you always put your socks on...
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's the extra penny?
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Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
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Why do they put Braille dotson the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's the extra penny?
That extra penny goes to are unfortunate government.
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
He makes sure you are broke
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He makes sure you are broke
Yes, that is sad.
That happened to my father a few years ago, everything is OK now.
My dad tells me every fall, that he hopes the Tampa Bay Buccaneers loose every game. Hint -- the name of there home field.
and this is a Chicago Bears house.
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Why is a road that stops called a dead end road?
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if you drive down a road that has no outlet how do you get out
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Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
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Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Snow is flakey
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Why do banks charge a fee for "non-sufficient funds" when they know you don't have enough money?
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I have over draft protection, so the fee is them using their money to cover your failure to keep enough in your
account. They will get the fee when you deposit more money!
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What do people in China call their good plates?
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What do people in China call their good plates?
Hop Sing ..... ;)
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Why do the French call them fried potatoes instead of French fries.
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Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
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Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
It's called Greenland because the Vikings wanted to keep Iceland, which is very nice and green in summer, to themselves and lure others to the coldness of Greenland. Next ;D
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Why is it called a Hamburger when it's made of Beef?
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Why we always get so much SNOW.....
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Lol. I don't know, but I'm tired of it! >:(
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Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
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Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
He wants to keep his down warm.
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He wants to keeps his down warm.
hahaha :) :) He can't let that happen.....
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Why do banks leave both doors open but they chain the pens to the counter?
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How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
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How come the cell phone loses signal when you want to use it.....
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Why do people say it's cold as hell.
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Why is the word "abbreviation" so long
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Do your shoe laces brake...
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Do your shoe laces brake...
Not when I where my boots
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;D ;D
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Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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Why when you moon somebody during the day it isn't called suning
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Why your hair always a mess first thing in the morning.....
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Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
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Did Adam and Eve have navels?
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Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Well i'm pretty sure they did for play had to been involved :) :)
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Why is money called doe and a dollar called a buck?
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Why do the robins come the day before a snow storm comes the day after they get here.......
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When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
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When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
When does it go from Thunder showers to Thunder storms?
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If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?
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Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'? Or touch?
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Why do people love flying threw the muddy roads and cry about damaging there car's....
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
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Can't they make a good broom handle anymore.......
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Lol. Sadly, no because all the good ash trees are disappearing. :(
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Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
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If a bakers dozen is thirteen , why when I go to a bakery and ask for a dozen I only get twelve?
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Are part-time band leaders called semi-conductors?
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why do you burn macaroni.....
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Why do we call a dead end street with a circle at the end a "bottom of the bag"? (Cul de sac)
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why do you burn macaroni.....
You might but I never did... Oh wait you mean pasta? Never burnt that either..... :-\
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http://mentalfloss.com/article/65651/why-did-yankee-doodle-call-feather-macaroni (http://mentalfloss.com/article/65651/why-did-yankee-doodle-call-feather-macaroni)
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What would happen if Batman got bitten by a Vampire?
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What would happen if Batman got bitten by a Vampire?
I do not think that there are any episodes with a vampire.
Now Catwoman; That would be cool.
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If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
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When is the snow going to say goodbye.....
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If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
The A$$ ;D
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Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?
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Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
There lips are to big .......
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Why is it that when people are driving and looking for an address, they turn down the volume on the radio?
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Why are all of us called human beings and none of us are called human doings?
Got my two Ma gobblers last week Both 19.75 gutted.
One with a 9.5"and the other with 9 7/8 " beard.
Spurs 3/4" and 7/8"
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
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Why doesn't jalapeno start with an h?
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Why does it always rain when you have things to do ...
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If an orange light at traffic lights mean slowdown why do people speed up?
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Why is it when you say wish the rain would stop it seems to rain harder....
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How long is a piece of string? :-\
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How long is a piece of string? :-\
That length may vary; but "What is the different length size between a short piece of string opposed a long piece of string"?
Or when is it that string becomes a rope?