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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #555 on: Mar 05, 2013, 02:02:02 PM »
Redneck Door Bell..









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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #556 on: Mar 05, 2013, 02:32:42 PM »
like them all
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #557 on: Mar 05, 2013, 04:00:12 PM »

                Great ones Dom! ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #558 on: Mar 05, 2013, 04:52:23 PM »



       Love them DOM   ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #559 on: Mar 05, 2013, 08:18:29 PM »
I want the doorbell......lmao......lol.....make me one dirty old man

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #560 on: Mar 05, 2013, 08:20:19 PM »
Good stuff dom !

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #561 on: Mar 06, 2013, 08:24:24 AM »


An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
 
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
 
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water.
 
The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word.
 
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?"
 
"I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim."

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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #563 on: Mar 06, 2013, 04:50:02 PM »
Well said Joe
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #564 on: Mar 06, 2013, 05:17:02 PM »
Well said Joe



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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #565 on: Mar 07, 2013, 06:29:57 AM »
BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY LET IN THE LIGHT!
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought
he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck- is-the-room- spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18. Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand
times the memory.
26. Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
  28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. 
29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #566 on: Mar 07, 2013, 09:45:11 AM »
Good stuff guys. I just got that one in an email Raquette. ;D


I was hunting up in Oregon once and became "Temporarily orientationally challenged". After a couple of days, I ran out of food so I shot a medium sized bird. Turned out it was a Spotted Owl. After I ate it, a fish and game warden found me and promptly arrested me for killing a protected species.

I was taken before a local judge where I pleaded 'Guilty" with an explanation. I explained to the judge about being lost and hungry. Fortunately, he understood and dismissed the charge. As I was leaving, the judge asked me what it tasted like. I told him it was some where between a California Condor and a Bald Eagle.........*

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #567 on: Mar 09, 2013, 07:18:50 PM »

       
       

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #568 on: Mar 09, 2013, 09:53:03 PM »



                  ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #569 on: Mar 10, 2013, 07:27:56 AM »
This was posted on shanty..  ;D
 
 
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