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Offline CAPTJJ

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #540 on: Feb 25, 2013, 10:57:47 AM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #541 on: Feb 25, 2013, 05:49:49 PM »
Funny CaptJJ. ;D

A Muslim, communist, and a illegal alien went into a bar. The bartender then said "Hello Mr. President".
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #542 on: Mar 02, 2013, 06:18:14 PM »
Red Neck Stew
 
The US Department of the Interior had to change the wording on the metal bands they used to tag migratory birds. Seems these bands used to have the address of the Washington Biological Survey abbreviated as "Wash. Biol. Surv." One day they received a letter from a hunter in Alabama:
 
Dear Sirs:
 Last week I shot one of your birds. It might have been a crow. I followed the cooking directions on the leg tag. Let me tell you, It was AWFUL!
 
The bands are now marked "Fish and Wildlife Service."
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #543 on: Mar 03, 2013, 06:02:31 AM »


                 8)   Nice JJ ; I got to get me one
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #544 on: Mar 03, 2013, 09:47:32 AM »
            Fishing with a hand granade!

Through it! Don't drop it!-Dumb ass!
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #545 on: Mar 03, 2013, 09:49:33 AM »
OMG.......  Rocket scientists...     :o :o
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #546 on: Mar 04, 2013, 05:50:33 AM »
They obviously didn't figure out the three second fuse, either  ;D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #547 on: Mar 04, 2013, 03:42:06 PM »
Got me some rims and low profiles:

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #548 on: Mar 04, 2013, 06:14:24 PM »
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #549 on: Mar 04, 2013, 07:12:08 PM »
Funny stuff fellas. ;D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #550 on: Mar 04, 2013, 11:34:41 PM »

            Hillbilly Birth...
 
Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!'
 
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think theres another one coming.'
 
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the doctor.
 
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby 'No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems theres yet another one coming!' cried the doctor.
 
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, 'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?'
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #551 on: Mar 05, 2013, 04:02:37 AM »





        Nice guy's  ;D ;D
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #552 on: Mar 05, 2013, 10:34:12 AM »


            Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
 
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
 
 
 
 
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.
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Offline lewk24

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #553 on: Mar 05, 2013, 10:44:24 AM »
haha good ones guys...

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Offline chuckrudy

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #554 on: Mar 05, 2013, 12:46:40 PM »
nice
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