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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1200 on: Mar 12, 2014, 05:02:46 PM »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1201 on: Mar 12, 2014, 05:36:22 PM »
I love it  ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1202 on: Mar 13, 2014, 07:44:42 AM »

           A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1203 on: Mar 13, 2014, 07:53:36 AM »
goo done.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1204 on: Mar 13, 2014, 07:55:54 AM »
           This why woman live longer than men.
                    http://www.viralnova.com/women-outlive-men/ 
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1205 on: Mar 13, 2014, 08:30:42 AM »
Maybe they should try that with men    ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1206 on: Mar 13, 2014, 08:55:50 AM »
Its always archery season. >>>---------->
Hybrid longbow in hand.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1207 on: Mar 13, 2014, 10:47:05 AM »
hehehe   :)


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1208 on: Mar 13, 2014, 07:36:48 PM »


had one of my trail cams stole 2 years ago         an got a pic of the theif on another cam 200 yards  away---  I no it was same guy from time frame an tracks in snow--- never thot of putting up a sign like that but wooda been a good idea---  specially if I put a copy of the pic from other trail cam   lol    but short one $200 trail cam

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1209 on: Mar 14, 2014, 05:02:52 AM »


 FOUR stages of girl & boy relation!
1. hand in hand.
2. that in hand.
3. hand in that.
4. that in that

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1210 on: Mar 14, 2014, 06:18:51 AM »
had one of my trail cams stole 2 years ago         an got a pic of the theif on another cam 200 yards  away---  I no it was same guy from time frame an tracks in snow--- never thot of putting up a sign like that but wooda been a good idea---  specially if I put a copy of the pic from other trail cam   lol    but short one $200 trail cam

Now that's funny !

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1211 on: Mar 14, 2014, 03:24:34 PM »

           
GREAT  EXPLANATION, JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU, THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER JUMP TO
CONCLUSIONS

The mother-in-law  arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law  Paddy
in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing  his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy ?" she asks  anxiously.

"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an  email to my  wife
telling her I was coming home today from my fishing  trip. I get home... and
guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my  wife Jean, naked with Joe
Murphy in our marital bed! This is  unforgivable, the end of our marriage.
I'm done. I'm leaving  forever!"

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his  mother-in-law. "There  is
something very odd going on here. Jean would  never do such a  thing!
There must be a simple explanation. I'll go  speak to her immediately  and
find out what happened."

Moments  later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

"Paddy. I told you  there must be a simple explanation .....she never  got
your E-mail!"

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1212 on: Mar 14, 2014, 04:50:59 PM »



              What else did he have his hand into  hehehe 


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1213 on: Mar 14, 2014, 05:01:39 PM »


              What else did he have his hand into  hehehe
           If I have to explain it to you, you have problems. ::) hehehe

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #1214 on: Mar 14, 2014, 05:06:37 PM »
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