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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #720 on: May 06, 2013, 05:46:07 PM »



       ;D ;D ;D    Very very true


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #721 on: May 07, 2013, 06:20:06 AM »

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #722 on: May 07, 2013, 08:24:34 AM »
Very true

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #723 on: May 07, 2013, 09:26:55 AM »
GMH..... What do you get when you insert DNA into a Goat?













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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #724 on: May 07, 2013, 10:05:21 AM »
GMH..... What do you get when you insert DNA into a Goat?

 Haha ;D




 






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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #725 on: May 08, 2013, 04:01:09 AM »
GMH..... What do you get when you insert DNA into a Goat?













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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #726 on: May 08, 2013, 07:42:22 AM »
Good one STKA!!  ;D  That could be made for iceshanty.com too!!  :P
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #727 on: May 08, 2013, 05:03:18 PM »
Good one STKA!!  ;D  That could be made for iceshanty.com too!!  :P



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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #728 on: May 09, 2013, 04:53:29 AM »
    A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, a couple of pellets going right through the p..nis. Obviously, he had to see a doctor.

 When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it. As he got ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card. "This is my brother's card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him."

 The guy says, "Is your brother a doctor?"
 "No," Doc replies, "he plays the flute. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eyes."
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #729 on: May 09, 2013, 07:10:16 AM »
nice :) :)
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #730 on: May 09, 2013, 04:27:24 PM »
A turkey was chatting with a bull.

 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.

 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

 The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

 The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

 Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

 He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

 Moral of the story:
 Bull crap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..:D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #731 on: May 09, 2013, 04:55:29 PM »
   


           ;D ;D ;D  hehe


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #732 on: May 10, 2013, 07:58:49 AM »
A turkey was chatting with a bull.

 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.

 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

 The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

 The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

 Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

 He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

 Moral of the story:
 Bull crap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..:D

That one is awesome 30-30.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #733 on: May 10, 2013, 10:12:17 AM »
That one is awesome 30-30.
            Thanks, I try to please! ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #734 on: May 10, 2013, 04:20:59 PM »



                 I think they looking to cross Br**d       ;D ;D


 


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