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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #705 on: May 02, 2013, 04:03:49 AM »



    hehehe   It must be Mr. Sno Joes turn selling Snow cones being so nice out ; Must have thought nobody wanted Ring Dings     ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #706 on: May 02, 2013, 06:06:28 AM »
Just saw that on the news too ::).

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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #708 on: May 02, 2013, 12:11:26 PM »

       

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #709 on: May 02, 2013, 05:54:24 PM »





               You sure I'd shoot and ask ????     Later Jeff   ;D ;D               


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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #711 on: May 03, 2013, 02:43:30 PM »

          I see a lot of pain when she pulls the trigger! ::)

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #712 on: May 03, 2013, 05:34:14 PM »
          I see a lot of pain when she pulls the trigger! ::)
   X-2    ButI sure would like helping her out before she did  :P :P


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #713 on: May 03, 2013, 05:55:10 PM »
Two avid hunters take a hunter's safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air.
 Sure enough, on their next hunting trip the two men get lost.
 One says to the other, "What shall we do?"
 The other says, I know fire three shots in the air and someone may come to find us.
 He fires off three shots, and they wait two hours. No sign of help.
 What shall we do? Fire off three more shots. So he does. Three hours later there is no response and it is getting dark. The one says "Shall we try again?"
 The other says, "I guess not... I only have two arrows left...


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #714 on: May 03, 2013, 08:39:00 PM »
Two avid hunters take a hunter's safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air.
 Sure enough, on their next hunting trip the two men get lost.
 One says to the other, "What shall we do?"
 The other says, I know fire three shots in the air and someone may come to find us.
 He fires off three shots, and they wait two hours. No sign of help.
 What shall we do? Fire off three more shots. So he does. Three hours later there is no response and it is getting dark. The one says "Shall we try again?"
 The other says, "I guess not... I only have two arrows left...
HA HA LOL!! I gotta remember that one!!  ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #715 on: May 04, 2013, 05:40:40 AM »
hehehe     ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #716 on: May 04, 2013, 06:34:32 AM »

         Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms. Two other Irishmen walking in the opposite direction see the two lucky fishermen and ask ” how did you catch those ?” Well its like this! Michael here holds my legs over the bridge, and I grab the salmon as they swim up the river. We got four salmon A great days fishing! So the fishless pair look at each other and agree to give it a try. They get to the bridge and Sean calls to his friend “hold my legs now Paddy”. Well he is hanging there upside down for thirty minutes when he suddenly cries.. “pull me up, pull me up!!” Paddy asks ” do you have a fish Sean?”………… No replies Sean, “there’s a bloody train coming!!!!!!!!”

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #717 on: May 04, 2013, 07:10:50 AM »



           ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #718 on: May 04, 2013, 10:11:20 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5xhcCOVpJY

Thought of CP when I saw this.
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #719 on: May 06, 2013, 06:02:17 AM »

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