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Offline lewk24

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #360 on: Dec 20, 2012, 09:33:06 AM »
Haha good one MDH...

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Offline loonyone

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #361 on: Dec 20, 2012, 11:58:30 AM »
love it...lol

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #362 on: Dec 20, 2012, 12:04:39 PM »



I'm bound to stay where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk that invented work, in the Big Rock Candy Mountains.


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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #363 on: Dec 20, 2012, 12:06:12 PM »
lol phew I thought we were doooooomed

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #364 on: Dec 20, 2012, 12:55:37 PM »
The Mayans did that calendar because they knew Obama was going to be re-elected !!!!!

Peddler  8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #365 on: Dec 20, 2012, 01:54:37 PM »
Wife's Diary....Husband's Diary


Wife's Diary:

  Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made
  plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was
  shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was
  upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
  comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested
  that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but
  he didn't say much.

  I asked him what was wrong; He said, "Nothing." I asked him
  if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't
  upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry
  about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He
  smiled slightly, and kept driving.

  I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say,
  "I love you, too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost
  him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me
  anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He
  continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence
  all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes
  later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was
  distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell
  asleep -- I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure
  that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a
  disaster.


  Husband's Diary:

  Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
John Wayne

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #366 on: Dec 20, 2012, 02:00:30 PM »
 ;D HaHa!

Offline lewk24

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #367 on: Dec 20, 2012, 02:12:51 PM »
Haha yeah I have heard that one hunt..hilarious.

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #368 on: Dec 20, 2012, 05:41:05 PM »
OMG! It's been a h*ll of a day and I needed a good laugh. Thanks MDH, Chucker, and hunt; you didn't let me down!!!
It'll chew...

Offline huntny30

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #369 on: Dec 21, 2012, 07:28:28 AM »
A good sign that hunting season is over...

"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
John Wayne

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #370 on: Dec 21, 2012, 07:35:23 AM »
love it....thanks for sharing

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #371 on: Dec 21, 2012, 07:40:25 AM »
A good sign that hunting season is over...



haha nice hunt...GO PACKERS!

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Offline huntny30

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #372 on: Dec 21, 2012, 09:19:06 AM »
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.
 
Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was. In a calm voice, the husband said "Honey, you remember the jewellery store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
 
The wife choked up and started to cry and said "Yes, I remember that jewellery store". He said "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it".
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
John Wayne

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #373 on: Dec 21, 2012, 09:27:40 AM »
I was driving home from shopping last night and this girl went by me texting on her phone.
Well it made me so mad at the next redlight I rolled down my window and through my half full beer at her car. ;D

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Re: Comic Relief!!
« Reply #374 on: Dec 21, 2012, 09:22:41 PM »
Not sure it's filed under humor, but I laughed. Don't pick a fight with a guy older than you assuming he won't fight back, and beat you down  ;D.

http://youtu.be/jjjObYp-P-E

 


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