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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Dec 08, 2023, 05:24:42 AM »

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, thewife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment andsaid, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here?" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some young woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear."

General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Dec 07, 2023, 03:50:42 AM »

A cop pulls over a car full of nuns. The cop says, “Sister, the speed limit on this highway is 55 mph. Why are you going so slow?”Sister replies, “I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55.”The copy says, “Sister, that’s the name of the highway, not the speed limit.”“Silly me,” the embarrassed nun says. “Thanks for letting me know. I’ll be more careful.”But then the copy glances in the back seat where the other nuns are quaking with fear. He asks, “Excuse me, Sister, what’s wrong with your friends?”Sister says, “Oh, we just got off Highway 101.”

General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Dec 06, 2023, 05:13:11 AM »

Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their company employed over two hundred people, and the two executives lived like princes.
Almost overnight, things changed. Sales dropped sharply, former customers disappeared, the business failed, and personal debts forced both into bankruptcy. Bill and Moe blamed each other for the troubles, and they parted on unfriendly terms.
Five years later, Bill drove up to a decrepit diner and stopped for a cup of coffee. As he was discreetly wiping some crumbs from the table, a waiter approached. Bill looked up and gasped.
"Moe!" he said, shaking his head. "It's a terrible thing, seeing you working in a place as bad as this."
"Yeah," Moe said with a smirk. "But at least I don't eat here."

General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by monk on Dec 05, 2023, 06:09:44 AM »
Hunting New Hampshire / Re: new inline
« Last post by hunts2long on Dec 05, 2023, 05:52:27 AM »
bikrsrule, there are so many to choose from these days. I hunted for about 15 years with a replica 1850 Lancaster, it was a great shooter but being "round" ball only, it didn't seem to leave much of a blood trail. I bought a Lyman break open in-line about 15 years ago but have only shot 1 deer with it but I like that it is hammerless and much easier to clean. Good Luck....h2l
Hunting New Hampshire / Re: new inline
« Last post by reeleyz on Dec 05, 2023, 05:24:14 AM »
I have a CVA Accura V2. I really like the gun. I use it mainly for deer but I killed a cow elk with it too. I like the thumb hole stock.
General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Dec 05, 2023, 04:02:01 AM »

Once upon a time, in the middle of the ocean, there was the Island of Trid.
It seems that most of the Island of Trid was covered by a large mountain. On this mountain lived a Giant. The Giant did not allow Trids on his mountain. If a Trid dared to climb onto the mountain, the Giant would kick him into the ocean. Trids are notoriously bad swimmers, and frequently drowned when kicked into the ocean.
The Trids were a very sexual people, and the population had grown quite large. Every square inch of the island, except the mountain, was crowded with Trids.
The Trids spent their days crowded together, dreaming of the open space available on the ever visible mountain. Every few days, a Trid would decide he couldn't stand the crowds any more. He would start to climb the mountain, and the Giant would kick the Trid into the ocean.The Trids were a very depressed people.
One day a traveling Rabbi visited the Island of Trid. Despite their overcrowded conditions, the Trids were extremely generous to this man of God.
The Rabbi decided to return the favor, and to go plead the Trid's case to the Giant. "Surely the Giant can be convinced to share some of the mountain with you," the Rabbi explained.
The Trids were horrified. "Please don't go, Rabbi", the Trids implored. "The Giant will kick you into the ocean, and you will surely drown."
The Rabbi was stubborn, and insisted that he talk to the Giant. The Trids sent out every boat they had. They formed a ring around the island, so that they would be able to rescue the Rabbi.
The Rabbi started walking towards the mountain. No sign of the Giant.
He walked through the foothills, and there was no sign of the Giant.
He started up the slopes of the mountain, further than any Trid had ever been. Still no sign of the Giant.
Finally he reached the summit of the mountain. There the Giant was waiting for him. The Rabbi asked "Tell me Giant, why have you allowed me to climb to the top of the mountain, without kicking me off the moment I started climbing?"
And the Giant replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

Hunting New Hampshire / new inline
« Last post by bikrsrule on Dec 05, 2023, 03:42:52 AM »
 Now that the season is over and I have been thinking about a new inline muzzleloader I was just looking for input from you guys what you shoot or view as best in regards to accuracy, carry and ease of operation, and of course price..I dont post here very often and after the season I just had I have 0 to brag about but congrats to all of you that scored, I did spend many hours in the woods on stand and a small about of still hunting (which I am NOT good at)..It was a very enjoyable season.
General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Dec 04, 2023, 05:24:46 AM »

While visiting a water show a tourist asked one of the divers, "Why do scuba divers always fall backward off their boats?
To which the diver replied, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Dec 03, 2023, 04:04:08 AM »

Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.

One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it.

He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the dand except for the one part sticking out.

Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in this world."

The other little old lady says, "What do you mean?"

The first little old lady says, "Look at that."

"When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it."

"When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it."

"When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it."

"When I was 40 years old, I asked for it."

"When I was 50 years old, I paid for it."

"When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it."

"When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it."

"And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!!"

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