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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #135 on: Feb 05, 18, 03:01:10 AM »



 If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your stomach?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #136 on: Feb 06, 18, 03:13:19 AM »


Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #137 on: Feb 08, 18, 04:10:48 AM »


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #138 on: Feb 10, 18, 04:40:36 AM »


If a hermaphrodite got sent to a gender specific prison, which one would it get sent to?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #139 on: Feb 14, 18, 03:20:15 PM »


What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #140 on: Feb 14, 18, 05:46:01 PM »
why do pillow cases turn inside out when you wash them

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #141 on: Feb 16, 18, 05:08:02 AM »


Why are violets blue and not violet?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #142 on: Feb 16, 18, 07:22:19 AM »

Why are violets blue and not violet?
I think blue-violet was a color in the box of 64 Crayola's.
Now I am thinking about something ultra-violet; not sure if he is named Ray. 

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #143 on: Feb 17, 18, 03:33:45 AM »
I think blue-violet was a color in the box of 64 Crayola's.
Now I am thinking about something ultra-violet; not sure if he is named Ray.

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #144 on: Feb 17, 18, 03:36:51 AM »


Why can't we tickle ourselves?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #145 on: Feb 28, 18, 03:21:44 AM »


Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #146 on: Mar 01, 18, 04:51:30 PM »


If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #147 on: Mar 01, 18, 08:03:30 PM »
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Why do they call it a tax return when You have to pay them most of the time?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #148 on: Mar 02, 18, 04:15:46 AM »


                If you choke a Smurf, what color would it turn?

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Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Reply #149 on: Mar 02, 18, 01:28:13 PM »
Why when I press my home button on my cell phone , I'm  still at work.

 


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