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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Mar 09, 2024, 04:34:37 AM »


Men are like a pack of Cards:
A "heart" to love them
A "diamond" to marry them
A "club" to smack them and
A "spade" to bury the body...


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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by monk on Mar 08, 2024, 06:24:05 PM »
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 08, 2024, 06:05:26 AM »
 :D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Mar 08, 2024, 04:10:03 AM »


During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars. “That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.” “Why’s that?”
“Because knowing the Democrats in federal government, they would lower the highways.”

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on Mar 07, 2024, 05:11:34 AM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Mar 07, 2024, 03:39:07 AM »


One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands.
The proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.
Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry.
The father did everything he could think of doing, but the baby wouldn't stop crying.
Finally, the dad got so worried that he decided to take the infant to the doctor.
After the doctor listened to the father relate all that he had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area.
When he undid the diaper, he found that the diaper was indeed full.
"Here's the problem", the Dr. said, "He needs to be changed!"
The father was very perplexed, "But the diaper package says it is good for up to 10 lbs.!"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Mar 06, 2024, 05:02:45 AM »


A married couple were quarreling.
Wife: You said you would love me more after marriage?
Husband: I did, but I didn't think you would say yes.

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Mar 05, 2024, 04:43:02 AM »


This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrowfull of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of thatstraw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you thinkthe man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...
'I think the man would have said - 'I'll be a son of a bitch!! A talking pig!'
The teacher had to leave the room.

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Mar 04, 2024, 04:52:04 AM »


One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.
A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Mar 03, 2024, 05:05:16 AM »


Do you believe marriage is a lottery?"
"No... it's not. In a lottery, a man is supposed to have a chance."

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