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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on Today at 04:43:19 AM »


 President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one buxom  blonde ."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?" "Why kill a buxom blonde ?"

Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

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General Hunting Discussion / Hearing aid for hunters
« Last post by ken68 on May 24, 18, 01:51:00 PM »
What can anyone suggest for the 70 year old hunter who sits to hunt but has tinnitus and some hearing difficulty as to a way to hear small sounds better?  Sure is hard when your senses dull and you aren't the man you used to be.
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Questions I've asked myself
« Last post by 30-30 on May 24, 18, 05:10:16 AM »


Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on May 24, 18, 03:56:17 AM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on May 24, 18, 03:54:23 AM »


One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, 'When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller.
Don't love me anymore?'
'Nonsense, darling,' replied the husband, 'you just cook better now.'

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on May 23, 18, 04:06:10 AM »


A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.
He replied, "She called Four Horse".
The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.What does it mean?"
The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name. It mean,
NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on May 22, 18, 04:49:45 PM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on May 22, 18, 04:32:14 AM »


The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"
The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here."

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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by Green Mountian Hunter on May 22, 18, 03:45:25 AM »
 ;D
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General Hunting Discussion / Re: Comic Relief!!
« Last post by 30-30 on May 21, 18, 03:54:46 AM »


A woman comes home and finds her husband in bed with a female midget. Furious, she screams, "You promised me you wouldn't cheat on me again!"
The husband replies, "Darling, can't you see I'm trying? I've cut down."

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