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Re: Comic Relief!!
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Reply #2190 on:
Mar 18, 2015, 04:35:41 AM »
What does a smart blonde and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
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Reply #2192 on:
Mar 19, 2015, 04:17:38 AM »
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who
immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they
were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly
reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her
instantly.
At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near
the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor
noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to
the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something.
Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he
would shake his head no and mumble a reply.
Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all
about.
The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible
tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The
men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake
my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year."
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Mar 19, 2015, 06:40:51 AM »
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Mar 20, 2015, 04:21:30 AM »
The blonde was going to a soda machine and she
arrived there just before a businessman coming to quench his thirst.
She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little and
pushed a Diet Coke selection. Out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a
counter by the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted
it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button
for Coke Classic. Out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change. She
immediately took the 50 cents and put in in the machine, studied it for a
moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew.
As she was reaching into her purse again, the businessman who had been
waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up. "Excuse me, miss, but
are you done yet?"
The blonde looked at him and indignantly replied, "Well, duhhhh! I'm still
winning!"
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Mar 20, 2015, 06:27:30 AM »
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Reply #2196 on:
Mar 21, 2015, 04:20:49 AM »
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he
could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license, and then today you expect
me to show it to you!"
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Mar 21, 2015, 06:31:38 AM »
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Mar 21, 2015, 08:24:41 AM »
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Mar 22, 2015, 04:56:32 AM »
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly
his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one
easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air
then opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed
head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place and, as
the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down
from the clouds.
"I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
"Come on God, give me a break!," the man pleaded. "Two
minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
Then the Atheist continues, "God, please let the Loch Ness
Monster become religious."
God replies, "So be it."
The scene starts up, atheist falling.
The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says,"Lord,
I thank you for this dinner I am about to receive."
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Mar 22, 2015, 07:07:10 AM »
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Mar 23, 2015, 04:16:54 AM »
Finding one of her students making faces at others on
the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the
child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said,
"Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly
faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't
say you weren't warned."
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Reply #2203 on:
Mar 24, 2015, 05:20:34 AM »
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell at her,"Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the former Secretary of State.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker!
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled , "See what you get for five bucks!!!
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Mar 24, 2015, 07:12:54 AM »
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